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Pennsylvania, USA
Joined August 2021
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If this tweet gets 1 million likes, I will give someone a $400,000 car. (My personal car ) don’t think it’s possible. @kingadukes we got this. If the people show up. WE GOT THIS.
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What's your favorite scary movie? 🔪🩸
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Good Thursday! If you see me posting selfies in the same sweater every time, mind your business. It’s my favorite! And before anyone says anything, yes, my mirror is dirty 🤣 Moral of the story? You don’t have to impress anyone, look perfect, or pretend to be something you’re not. Just be yourself and do your thing! 😎👊
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I took a little journey to the unknown... And I come back changed, I can feel it in my bones. I fucked with forces that our eyes can't see. Now the darkness got a hold on me. Oh, the darkness got a hold on me. 🎶 Song: Meet Me in the Woods by Lord Huron
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Like and re tweet. If this hits I’ll give someone $5,000.
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Best. Sports. Odds. Gamdom.com See you Sunday ⬇️⬇️ 🏈
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Yeaterday I was telling my son how he will always have a piece of my heart. I told him that he’s one-third of my heart and that I will love him forever because he will always be a part of me. He knows that his older brother and my boyfriend make up the other two-thirds. Then he asked me, “Why aren’t you a third?” I was confused, so I asked him what he meant. He said, “You should save a part of your heart for yourself so you can love yourself every single day, too.” And just like that, he brought tears to my eyes 🥹 I had never really thought about it that way. We spend so much of our lives giving our love to the people who mean the most to us that sometimes we forget to save a little for ourselves. So here’s your reminder, from a child who understands more than he probably realizes: You deserve a place in your own heart, too. Love your family. Love your friends. Love the people who make your world a better place. But please, don’t forget to love yourself along the way ❤️
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Good Wednesday! I’m back with your joke of the day! Hopefully this one makes up for my little break this past week 🤪
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guys before you call me crazy.. here are the two things i’m asking for meta card founders — fair value for what i created. seems fair?? roobet — proper accounting on my deal. seems fair?? if asking for those two things makes me a crashout.. what am i supposed to do? just shut up??
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Go pats @gamdom @gamdomsport Pats +3.5 seems like free money and pats ML seems like gambling 🤷
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What was the VERY FIRST concert you ever went to? 🎶
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I haven’t been to a concert in about 8 years, and while I would’ve loved to see an artist of my own choosing, I just bought tickets to take my youngest son to see his favorite artist! I even splurged on the full VIP package so he can meet him! Honestly, knowing how much this experience is going to mean to my son makes it so much more worth it. Sometimes, seeing your kids happy is better than anything you could do for yourself ❤️
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the best! 🎉 John is not only one of the funniest, kindest, and coolest people I’ve met on here, but he’s also an incredible human being. He’s a fantastic trader who knows his stuff! 📈🔥 Let’s show him some birthday love and give him a follow! 10K is right around the corner!
Happy Birthday to ME 🥳 46 trips around the sun and God blessed me with one more!! 😁❤️
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Warning: Excessive phone use may cause a condition known as “turtle neck.” 😂🐢
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I’m at the age where I Google a new symptom and the first thing that pops up is “common in people over 40.”
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Good Wednesday! Here is your joke of the day 🤪
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Back when I was in the dating scene, I went on a date with someone, it was not a good date. We met for drinks at a restaurant in the King of Prussia Mall, and this dude seemed way more interested in watching the game than actually talking to me. When the bartender asked if we wanted another drink, he hesitated before finally saying, “Um, sure.” The date ended pretty quickly, but then he told me his car was right outside and asked if he could drive me to mine. I said I was fine, but he kept insisting. I finally told him no for what felt like the fifth time, and he finally left. At the time, I genuinely thought I’d just narrowly escaped being murdered 😂 Now that I’m older, I’m thinking he probably just wanted to get me alone to see if he could get a blowy or something 🤣
Back when I was in the dating scene, I went on a date with someone, it was a good date, we had a nice meal. Then he says to me, “let’s go to your place now.” I said no, I had just met him. He then says, “I just bought you dinner. You owe me. I don’t do second dates if you’re not planning on putting out” Like WHAT?! I told him that wouldn’t be happening and he wasn’t getting a second date either and then he said again how I “owed him” because he bought dinner. A $20 dinner. I left and never saw him again. God bless anyone in the dating scene still. It’s rough out there.
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I NEED YOUR SUGGESTIONS! I want to plan a family vacation somewhere in the US next year! My boys will be 13 and 10, and it’s been YEARS since we’ve had a real vacation. Where should we go?! Drop your ideas! 👇
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Important information for anyone in need. National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1-833-456-4566 (Canada) 0800 689 5652 (UK)
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