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Jesstopherson

@Jesstopherson

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Joined April 2020
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LucyTheLamia@LucyTheLamiaNov 3
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maka@bodyis4bladeNov 3
You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
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this is my vent art
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iphone@iphone194629174Nov 3
Whenever I play deadlock my friends talk really slowly toward me and don’t use big words
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Miserable Hog@sadhog12Nov 2
My least favorite part of the day is when my penis falls off right before bed and I have to chase it around and put it back on
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Kσηrαd ♱@KonraddinNov 3
Asked my wife if she wanted to watch a show on Disney+ with me later and she was excited and said yes. She doesn’t know yet that it’s Monday Night Football.
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Bacon!@Bacon_VGCNov 3
still true
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// Regent Mach // (@MachDominus) profile picture// Regent Mach //@MachDominusNov 1
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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When I am bored in Class I look at the Pictures on the McDonald’s app but it’s Frustrating in the Morning because I want to look at Burger pictures but they’re only showing me McMuffins
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🐱@LegHvmperOct 31
"Where is my tank?? I'm getting run over" My roadhog at their spawn door
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turbomander@turbomanderOct 30
How to improve Mo & Krill in Deadlock: -Combine them into 1 character by merging Mo's size with Krill's intellect -Replace diving underground with a long-distance leap -Change the weapon model (outdated placeholder) to something cool and hi-tech Concept below. Your thoughts?
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Minha vida melhorou muito quando eu decidi acompanhar a trajetória de um garoto de borracha que queria ser o rei dos piratas e achar o grandioso tesouro One Piece
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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cantsniff 🦋@CantSniffOct 30
My Abrams main friend is taking the Abrams buffs well
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durpee@durpee83Oct 30
Logged on won a game and logged off because im not going to kill that vibe
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“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 gorilla wielding a tesla cannon that sometimes jumps and does damage when landing and has a dome shield
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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