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It's mostly Braves and memes on here. 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇬🇧
Nottingham, England
Joined June 2011
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Jake Hancock retweeted
This Pokémon pinball machine at Costco is $5,000.
There is absolutely no way I can justify buying it.
However, my wife said I can spend 20% of anything I make on X on whatever I want.
So if approximately 80 billion of you could look at this post real quick, I’d appreciate it.
Jake Hancock retweeted
If I could block videos from ever loading on my phone unless I intentionally request one, I would. Get videos, reels, etc. out of my feeds.
We've had several great athletes, but I think best is a 2-horse race:
The best before my time played 9 years with the Lions before retiring and being elected to the NFL Hall of Fame
The best from my time went on to win Olympic gold in the triple jump in 2012 and 2016
As impressive as these things all are, the last one slightly buries the lede...
Chris Sale is not just 1st among Hall of Famers, but 1st in all of MLB history in K/BB ratio
Jake Hancock retweeted
The Rome Emperors say if I can get 300 retweets I get to throw out a first pitch at a game!!!
Jake Hancock retweeted
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Jake Hancock retweeted
I encourage all of you #Braves fans to read this tribute to Bobby from former GM John Coppolella. It’s reall good. baseballamerica.com/stories/…
MLB leader in pitching wins (Win total, team):
2022: Kyle Wright (21, ATL)
2023: Spencer Strider (20, ATL)
2024: Chris Sale (18, ATL), Tarik Skubal (18, DET)
2025: Max Fried (19, NYY)
2026: Chris Sale (6, ATL)
Braves pitchers have racked up some wins in recent years
Jake Hancock retweeted
For gods sake Paul 🤣
Jake Hancock retweeted
I often mute ads, which I say because this quoted tweet is not an ad, and I'm quoting it because where I found it made me laugh unusually loud for 6:30 AM.
Hey @gvedak, our boy Michael Soroka threw an immaculate inning last night. He might not be a Brave anymore, but I suspect you'll still celebrate that as much as I will. I'm so glad to see him back on a mound