@Jhancock7

It's mostly Braves and memes on here. 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇬🇧

Nottingham, England
Joined June 2011
Jake Hancock retweeted
This Pokémon pinball machine at Costco is $5,000. There is absolutely no way I can justify buying it. However, my wife said I can spend 20% of anything I make on X on whatever I want. So if approximately 80 billion of you could look at this post real quick, I’d appreciate it.
"Babe, why were you at Costco for 3 hours?" "Oh, uh, the lines, they were just really bad." "On a Monday, during the middle of the day?"
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Jake Hancock retweeted
If I could block videos from ever loading on my phone unless I intentionally request one, I would. Get videos, reels, etc. out of my feeds.
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We've had several great athletes, but I think best is a 2-horse race: The best before my time played 9 years with the Lions before retiring and being elected to the NFL Hall of Fame The best from my time went on to win Olympic gold in the triple jump in 2012 and 2016
What happened to your high school's best athlete?
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As impressive as these things all are, the last one slightly buries the lede... Chris Sale is not just 1st among Hall of Famers, but 1st in all of MLB history in K/BB ratio
Among the 84 starting pitchers in the Hall of Fame Chris Sale ranks: ERA+ 9th K’s- 19th IP- 68th (less than 100 behind Koufax) FIP- 15th (Tied w/ Cy Young) WHIP- 3rd K/BB ratio- 1st He’s already a 1st ballot HOFer 🔥
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This is a Reynaldo Lopez Tweet
Lowest ERAs for a Braves pitcher through first 20 starts of a season going back to 1969: 1998: Maddux 1.54 1994: Maddux 1.75 1995: Maddux 1.95 2024: Lopez 2.05 2026: Sale 2.08
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Jake Hancock retweeted
my mauricio duboner is extended
mauricio dubon extension when
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Jake Hancock retweeted
Hot take: I would gladly be open to not having ANY AI feature on my phone, if it meant a $200, $300 price reduction.
i’m honestly not shocked at apple raising their device prices due to memory shortages especially when they continue introducing new AI features 🫪
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Jake Hancock retweeted
The Rome Emperors say if I can get 300 retweets I get to throw out a first pitch at a game!!!
Okay fine 300 retweets and we’ll do it.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
🤖 Made with AI
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MLB leader in pitching wins (Win total, team): 2022: Kyle Wright (21, ATL) 2023: Spencer Strider (20, ATL) 2024: Chris Sale (18, ATL), Tarik Skubal (18, DET) 2025: Max Fried (19, NYY) 2026: Chris Sale (6, ATL) Braves pitchers have racked up some wins in recent years
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Jake Hancock retweeted
For gods sake Paul 🤣
Replying to @notgaetti
I say Prime Time in his prime was faster at that the time
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Jake Hancock retweeted
It’s ‘RBI,’ not ‘RBIs.’
Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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Jake Hancock retweeted
I often mute ads, which I say because this quoted tweet is not an ad, and I'm quoting it because where I found it made me laugh unusually loud for 6:30 AM.
Replying to @CodifyBaseball
Better vision. Better calls.
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Hey @gvedak, our boy Michael Soroka threw an immaculate inning last night. He might not be a Brave anymore, but I suspect you'll still celebrate that as much as I will. I'm so glad to see him back on a mound
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Batting average doesn't matter
Wrong answers only
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Jake Hancock retweeted
O'Hearn from the Pirates
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