Freelance wordsmith and web worker. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team. @JiSm.bsky.social
Auckland
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Weβll be coming π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
See you at the 2026 @FIFAWorldCup πΊπΈ π¨π¦ π²π½
#FIFAWorldCup
Look at that sexy fucking Saltire. Just look at it. #WeCanBoogie
#SCODEN
Air McTominay
ALT Silhouette of Scott McTominay's stunning overhead kick that gave Scotland an early lead in their decisive World Cup qualifier with Denmark, which they won 4-2. The best Scotland goal of all time?
Excuse me @AlexHorne but have you considered how fabulous a Taskmaster contestant @reallorraine would be?
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"You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is."
David Bowie, born this day in 1947.
- Jamie
Hello @nextupcomedy can someone please message me about me account? Can't find any way to contact you! Thanks β at Auckland, New Zealand
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lewis : "lets get a picture together. good luck to you man"
'thank you'
lewis : "work hard, alright?"
'yes sir' π₯Ήπ©΅
#F1 || #LasVegasGP
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When the late Dr Moana Jackson schooled Gerry the school teacher on his gripe that MΔori are misinterpreting &misusing the Treaty..
Obviously Gerry didn't pay attention & learn anything there, coz this face during Hana's haka betrayed the fact he's still racist as fck #nzpol
A moment of your time @AlexHorne ? The cinema task: I think you counted seats, not chairs. β at Auckland, New Zealand
This has an eerily familiar sound to it! β at Auckland, New Zealand
On the day of the floods, he had a 3-hour lunch with a female journalist that did not finish until 6pm, when some towns and villages were already swamped and the first reports of missing people had come in.
ft.com/content/ca1096fd-05d3β¦ @ft
The #hikoi organisers have marked up routes from neighbouring streets to Stafford Park with little arrows of, I'm guessing, flour. Treading lightly, even today. #ToituTeTiriti β at Auckland, New Zealand
ALT Flour arrow on pavement directing protestors to Hikoi meeting point
ream would have worked better.
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Pretty solid @phoenixfound vibes in a few tracks of the new Primal Scream album. Seems quite summery for an (northern) autumn album. β at Auckland, New Zealand
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After the after-party. Thereβs no denying there were problems, but Trump & Co donβt look like the answer.
My #cartoon today #Trump #Election2024
ALT Cartoon. Title: After the after-party. The Statue of Liberty after a hard night. Her torch and high-heels at the side of her plinth, and a pile of Trump puke between her feet.
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You still have your family.
You still have your friends.
You still have your work.
You still have your passions.
You still have your diversions.
You still have the capacity to feel joy, and the means of doing so.
You still have your mind, which is and will always be yours alone.
And you still have the ability, no matter how difficult it may seem, to choose to carry on with your life, and spend the one and only existence you will get for all eternity in as loving, fulfilling, and authentic a way as you possibly can.