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Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Counterpoint: this is hilarious.
🚨 NOW: In a bizarre and unsettling moment, an anti-Trump plant in the rally just referenced the 1978 JONESTOWN MASSACRE and called MAGA a cult
"In the late 70s I was too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre, this is the closest I'll ever get."
TOMLINSON: Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?
MAN: "That's right. Nothing like seeing a cult right up front."
TOMLINSON: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
WHAT A FREAKING PSYCHO. INVESTIGATE HIM NOW and KICK HIM OUT
Talking about massacres like this in a room of thousands with POTUS set to attend is not acceptable
Ban him from all future rallies too.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
For the record, @BernardGoldberg has leveled the same criticism at NewsBusters. And the notion that you advocate for the 'conservative side' is silly. You're anti-anti-Trump. You frequently trash conservatives who criticize Trump, and never criticize Trump's anti-conservatism.
Are you Jonah or Bernard Goldberg? That's the claim that one cannot be a media critic without critiquing media on both sides. So then NPR is not a news network because they don't have harsh words for Democrats.
We at @theMRC advocate for the conservative side like a defense lawyer. Those are real lawyers.
Venn diagram: grifters who argue that mental illnesses aren’t really illnesses and grifters who have in some part profited from “Balance of Nature,” “Relief Factor,” or some other conservative snake oil product.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
What you have to remember, ladies, is that someone else got tons of attention (and, of course, money) yesterday for this mind-numbingly stupid take, so of course the Internets Stupidest Man must naturally repeat it, lest he be somehow left out of the grift.
For her or the crew?
Rosie O’Donnell reveals why filming intimate nun scene with Cynthia Nixon was ‘horrifying’ trib.al/kn2Od9v
“You know what would improve the performance of poorly trained, gung-ho ICE jabronies? Electroshock gloves.” — Idiots
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
I entered UCLA as a freshman at 46 and graduated with a computer science and digital media management degree at 50. In the ten years since, I’ve made three feature films, two film shorts, established a film festival, written for numerous publications, and published two books (third one on the way). You’re either alive or dead. Those are the only two ages.
Please help if you can. Dude is in a bad way through no fault of his own.
I don't like asking for money, but things are really bad for me right now. Even if all you can do for me is retweet this to help spread the word I really appreciate it.
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Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Supreme Court upholds a century old interpretation of the 14th amendment. “They’ve destroyed America! There’s no saving us now! My panties shall never be unbunched again!”
