James Whalen

"My acting coach told me I'd be jack Black; I'm not even Karen Black!"- Artie Lange

"The only way you're going to get rich in comedy is if Bill Cosby rapes you!"- Artie Lange to Mario Bosco 0n AQP.

"...and yes, I'm aware that any Ranch dressing is 20% busboy semen!" Danny Tosh

I saw a billboard that said "Need Saving? Call Jesus! 866-241-5703". I called, and 30 minutes later a Mexican in a tow truck showed up".

""I did some research and found out that some of my family members used to own slaves. I couldn't believe it. My own brother." Anthony Jeselnik 🙂

I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one. -Lenny

"Stuttering John doesn't need AI, he needs AAI."-Zenhauser on TSN. Podcast gold.

"If P Diddy dies in his crib, is that consider a "crib death"?"-Artie Lange, AQP

"Anfernee Hardaway's mom named him that because that's how she thought Anthony was spelled. Patrick Ewing's mother had the same problem; that's how she thought Anthony was spelled." Artie Lange

So...is a big, fat hairy gay guy in Chicago called a Chicago Bear? Dan Falato, your thoughts?" Artie Lange, AQP😎

Nuthin' worse than an old man who found religion late in life.

Remember how funny Anthony Cumia was b4 he became a racist shitbag? No? Here's a reminder...Opie & Anthony's Demented World - 7 - Butt Plug

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? "Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?".

"My bitch owns ketchup; every time a nigg@ order french fries, CHA-CHING!" John Kerry

They say revenge is a dish best served cold; I just thought it meant getting revenge on someone...😎

Iran War Live Updates: Conflicting Accounts Emerge of Possible Peace Deal nytimes.com/live/2026/06/12/… Trump isn't "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"; he's "The Boy Who Cried Deal"...🤡#clownprez

I once had an interview where I was asked to name a weakness of mine. I replied that sometimes I was too honest. The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness!". I said "I don't give a fuck what you think!". Needless to say I didn't get the job. 😗

Funny how while the 80 y/o grandpa shitting in his sock drawer ruins the country, MAGAt's want to argue about how big a Knicks fan this POS is. Fuck off.

KNEE GROW PLEASE!!!!

So tune in to @77WABCradio this Fri. & Mon. mornings to hear Sun. host @AnthonyCumia sub for @sidrosenberg. Cumia joked on a podcast today Sid was going to Israel to "shoot Palestinians!". Here's Cumia with BFF Hitler Lovin' MexiTwink Nick Fuentes. Njoy