I was worried about the Mr, Beast episode of Survivor. Turns out…It was my favorite episode ever!!
@mrbeast @survivorcbs
You’re the man, @Rick_Devens!
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So… the U.S. can arrest and try the president of any nation for crimes.
Except its own.
I’m ready to get off the simulator for a bit.
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Philip Rivers has the same vibe as that dad who was “all time QB” in the neighborhood kids’ game.
He’s gonna be winded for no reason.
He’s not gonna run…or even walk fast.
But he’s gonna throw dimes, spread it around and give out some high fives.
Then drink all the gatorade.
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Just once I want to have something to declare when I go through customs so I can declare it with my Foghorn Leghorn voice.
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This is the official account of a federal government agency.
Womp womp, cry all you want. These criminal illegal aliens aren’t getting released.
Like clockwork, violent rioters have arrived at the Broadview ICE facility to demand the release of some of the worst human beings on planet earth.
Get a job you imbecilic morons.
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I didn't hate the Dodgers until I saw Kike Hernandez's glasses. Now I really want the Reds to win this series.
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