My name is Joey D (aka Bean) I say it like I see it - and apparently that often comes out funny. GO BEARS!
Joined February 2014
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I mean, why toilet paper? Is that what they use to blow their nose? #CoronaVirus – at Memphis, TN
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My most liked picture in 2015 from Facebook. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t because of me. Thank you @mconley11 for all that you were to #Memphis. Wishing you the BEST on your @NBA journey! The @utahjazz got a good one. 🐻🏀💛💙 – at Memphis, TN
Stuff Joey D Says retweeted
Nathan Chen, 18, lands a historic six quads in his men's free skate program at his first Olympics as the world cheers.
Me, 32, alone, finds six frozen dumplings in freezer, attempts to cook them, burns them, still decides to eat them in underwear.
Asian-Americans are diverse.
I don’t need to brush my hair on PE days, mom. On those days I don’t need to look handsome. 🙄 #Bedhead #CanYouAtLeastBrushYourTeeth
Me: See, Johnny? That’s why I’m always telling you to read!
Johnny: What books have you read lately!? <🤨>
@JoeyDisms: Mommy reads Facebook! #DefendingMomma – at Memphis, TN
<on the radio> PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM! 🥁🥁🥁
@StephBizDev : boys, do you know what Dza Joe’s FAVORITE song is??
@JoeyDisms : Total Eclipse of the Heart!
#MerryChristmas2017 🎄🎄🎄 – at Memphis, TN
@JoeyDisms : umm, maybe we shouldn’t stand so close to the police... 🚔 #RunLikeYouStoleSomething #StJudeMarathon
Me: coach said no baked potatoes or pasta.
Joey: ok, then I'll have mac&cheese. 🙄 #ShouldITellHim
Joey: Dad, do you still have my air horn?
Coolguy: yes, why?
Joey: So I can keep Wiley awake! @LeslieBarronArt #Sleepovers