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Brandonomics Defender

@JohnGregoryJr

I'm nobody

 Miami, FL
Joined February 2011
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"What about the Holocaust?"
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"Public" masturbation. Ok where do you want me to do it? The moon?
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*trying to sound worldly to my date* Did you know that Arabs use their left hand to jack off?
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I BEEN saying this
Baby M. (@MecTheStallion) profile pictureBaby M.@MecTheStallionOct 26
You not a real street nigga if you never fucked a crackhead
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The Monster Mash was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual
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Scarlett@Benzene_QueenOct 27
This is high art btw. Art should make you feel something.
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Typa shit Hoppe is on rn
Anti Juice (@Jooz_arnt_Yt) profile pictureAnti Juice@Jooz_arnt_YtOct 27
>Me when the barista asks me how i want me coffee
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Yes, I want a receipt...
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Welp
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan69Oct 26
Average democratic candidate messaging
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 26
Just a bit of a warning to any bullies out there: I'm a gay nerd
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When I lose weight my face gets a lot thinner. Not the case for everyone I guess
🌠 (@whylster_) profile picture🌠@whylster_Oct 26
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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Sell me this penis
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Meme Gene@ofreacharoundOct 26
Having a girlfriend is like living with your own personal Hitler?
~ .⋆ coffi ´ཀ` (@bittercoffichan) profile picture~ .⋆ coffi ´ཀ`@bittercoffichanOct 26
Hitler fact of the day! Before bed, Hitler would call some of his subordinates into his room and he’d ramble about basically nothing for HOURS. If any of these people fell asleep he’d get very upset
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For sale: dipping mustards, never used
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Amor fati, the love of fatties
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Daughter is singing Old MacDonald. Stuck culture
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How I be waiting for the Uber Eats driver
Anonymous Schizo (@ym_chz) profile pictureAnonymous Schizo@ym_chzOct 24
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Dimitri
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Oh right like none of you would cheat on Hila Klein
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