john neto123 retweeted
143 Days till #UltraSA..... LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!
john neto123 retweeted
Lesotho was legit!!... @JohnNeto123
john neto123 retweeted
South Africa's next billionaire will be the guy that invents & patents a silencer for those millions of Vuvuzelas in SA
john neto123 retweeted
right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb
john neto123 retweeted
You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.
john neto123 retweeted
When you visit Tia's house and she STILL has photos of you from 15 years ago on the fridge. #PortugueseProblems
Replying to @UberFacts
“@UberFacts: Three stray dogs save 50 American soldiers. http://t.co/vpvYImtKrF”@jayepl
Replying to @FWC_Brasil
john neto123 retweeted
In Zimbabwe we have condoms that fit our men, not the pinkie sized ones for whites. Condoms should fit correctly.
john neto123 retweeted
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead.










