john neto123 (@JohnNeto123) profile picture
Joined August 2013
The latest news about events orgainsed in BFN by the Portuguese community.
143 Days till #UltraSA..... LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!
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@real_filomenaG hahaha why you exposing me like that ✋✋✋✋✋
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. Hahahahaha
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Lesotho was legit!!... @JohnNeto123
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South Africa's next billionaire will be the guy that invents & patents a silencer for those millions of Vuvuzelas in SA
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right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb
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john neto123 retweeted
You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.
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When you visit Tia's house and she STILL has photos of you from 15 years ago on the fridge. #PortugueseProblems
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Replying to @UberFacts
“@UberFacts: Three stray dogs save 50 American soldiers. http://t.co/vpvYImtKrF”@jayepl
john neto123 retweeted
In Zimbabwe we have condoms that fit our men, not the pinkie sized ones for whites. Condoms should fit correctly.
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Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead.
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