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Beginning to think mexicans think gringos can read minds that’s why they don’t bother learning English
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John retweeted
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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They dish it but they can’t take it they fake it that’s where we differ
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I’m going to start soft robbing people. Asking to hold stuff and just walking away, quickly yanking objects out of people’s hand but not aggressively enough to illicit a reaction
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What is this life I live?
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mfs buying bananas off amazon and walmart digitally got a haitian dropping hulk fingers off on their doorstep
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mfs be doordashing bananas
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Girls like to be around things they perceive as fun from watching movies made by Jewish people
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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Bae I need the hitler probiotic gut flora
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917. In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug. Hitler took it. And it's E. coli. 327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682) The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample. Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in. You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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I’ve avoided a dark path
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John retweeted
“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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This may be my last tweet before shit goes down. I’m an AI researcher whistleblower. I work for one of the biggest labs in the world. There is currently a major cyber attack going on for days attacking US electrical grids. They are hiding this from the public. We are on the verge of a potential disaster that will make Covid look like a playground. Prepare for the worst
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No reports from CISA, DOE, NERC or major outlets confirm a major ongoing cyber attack on US electrical grids being hidden. Outages are at routine low levels (~30k customers). Real threats exist but not this claimed disaster. poweroutage.us cisa.gov
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I hope indians understand that ALL of their caste are below ME
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Honestly as an adult looking back going through this as a child it begs the question was everybody just less mature then or is this just how millennials act and for a majority of my childhood I just considered it normal?
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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My job is to ignore the pain and suffering of the average man 🔥
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So funny
⛔️Warning 18+ ⛔️We will never forget this great hero of humanity 🙏🏻 ⛔️His name was Aaron Bushnell. He burned himself alive to protest a foreign war and killing innocent children, a war supported and backed by the US government. He was an American citizen. He's been trashed by those still alive. He's dead. RIP Aaron 🙏🏻
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Oh? Why do I like bugs so much? Because they are little and can do so much! I LOVE BUGS!!!🐛 🐞🐜🪲🕷️
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hypebeast mode
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is anybody on the road actually trying to drive their car today?
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