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Joined June 2016
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Here is your TOP 8 for #HoldThat #11! @ihoodless Takes it over @ZakkuRye in a nail biter set! Zakkurye living up to that hokage title! Thank you to all who participated and entered last night and we look forward to seeing what the DOA community has to offer for @TampaNeverSleep !
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Being a conservative sucks because many of us are trying to do what's best for humanity and we are considered worse than hitler by performative leftists who act morally superior when their convictions come entirely from whatever is trending.
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Islam doesn't have Epstein files because in their countries it's called a marriage contract
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Lionel if he knew how cringe his father was😭 #VFCR
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Replying to @ThrillaRilla369
Both parties have full control always…. The two party system is an illusion to make people think they have a choice… divide and conquer…. Why do you think they fight an independent candidate so much? If we all actually came together we have the power. We fall for an illusion.
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Dems be like "Trump protects rapists and murderers" and then literally go protect rapists and murderers
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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Just so you guys know what its like to live in the UK a guy in my city recently cannibalised a teenager making sure to leave her alive the entire time, broke her jaw with his fingers, and gouged her eyes out. The girl is currently still alive and in the hospital He got 57 months
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Republican votes stayed the same. Democrats materialized 20 million new votes.
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By some strange coincidence, almost 2 million new Democratic voters showed up in Texas.
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people leave blue states to vote in the exact policies they left
If you are having trouble trying to wrap your head around what happened in Texas and Nevada last night, let me help explain it for you. In 2024 alone, roughly 77,000 people moved from California to Texas. That same year, about 53,000 moved from California to Nevada. Those two states just delivered some of the biggest Democratic wins of the night. James Talarico flipped the U.S. Senate seat and became the first Democrat to win a Texas Senate race since 1988 Gina Hinojosa defeated Greg Abbott and became the first Democratic governor of Texas in decades Aaron Ford defeated incumbent Republican Joe Lombardo and flipped the governor’s office.
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black people need to realise that they are being used as pawns in american politics. democrats want more illegal migrants in america because they believe they can use them to advance their political agenda. i recently watched an interview with a white american man who said he wouldn’t vote republican in the past election because republicans oppose undocumented immigration. his reason? he relies on undocumented migrants for cheap labour because he pays them less than he would have to pay legal workers. think about that for a second. some people aren’t advocating for undocumented migrants because they genuinely care about their welfare; they’re advocating for them because they benefit from their vulnerable position. that’s the kind of political and economic exploitation people need to recognise.
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“We just want to sodomize each other in the privacy of our bedroom.” “We just want the tax breaks that marriages receive.” “We just want to make out in public and be accepted.” “We just want a month set aside to celebrate our sexual interests.” “We just want marriage equality.” “We just want to punish and destroy people who refuse to celebrate our faux weddings.” “We just want taxpayers to subsidize our IVF costs because nature is a bigot.” “We just want legal recognition of throuples and foursomes.” And so Rome keeps burning. And the barbarians draw nearer and nearer.
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
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How is this not racist?
MS NOW host claims Byron Donalds isn't true 'kinfolk' after historic Florida gubernatorial win trib.al/VE3sZ9S
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Free healthcare sounds all good until you’re waiting weeks or months to see a damn doctor. Everybody hears “FREE” and stops asking questions. How is it funded? What are the wait times? Will people actually get quality care? Free don’t mean a damn thing if you can’t get treated when you need it. READ THE POLICIES!
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Fuck the @NAACP ‼️......... If Black achievement only counts when there’s a D beside the name, what the fuck are you advancing? Black people or Democrats? Rename the shit. You can’t preach Black empowerment while treating independent thought like a fucking betrayal. – at Sayreville, NJ
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Even if I wouldn't have/ didn't vote for them I find it pretty hypocritical that ya'll claim to support women and black ppl, but we got 2 of the first black governors in their respective states and the first female gov of TN, and its crickets cause they're Republican.
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Yayyyyy the color changed everything will be better now!!
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Both parties have had full control of the government multiple times in 30 years. Healthcare is still broken. Housing is still unaffordable. Wages are still stagnant. At some point, the argument that one side is the solution stops being believable.
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Reminds me of when Democrats had a super majority under Obama and all they did was destroy Libya.
the republicans were handed the country on a silver platter for the first time in a long time culturally & politically and basically did nothing with it except bomb iran. historical fumble.
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