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Podcaster, McCartney-Lennonist

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2010
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Stay awake with us tonight. @BrokenSim is live at 8 p.m. PT/11 p.m. ET. Set an alert: youtube.com/live/2QDkI9BTQr4… Talking the damning Jared Kushner phone hack revelations, how Netanyahu likely survived the election, Jesse Ventura’s attempt to red pill Hasan Piker, Andrew Wilson’s artificial wombs discussion, and loads more. @samtripoli
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I always respected Ron Paul's restraint in this clip. Calling Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) "queerer than the blazes" was about as even-handed (and HILARIOUS) as you can expect, particularly for a man of his generation.
Remember when Sacha Baron Cohen, the guy behind Ali G guy, tried to humiliate Ron Paul, because Ron Paul wanted to stop aide to Israel and opposed its wars?
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Neither. That’s Lt. Commander Data. An android.
Replying to @JohnnyWoodard
Robot or British ?
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I think I'm having a stroke.
Trump posts strange TikTok about Jon Husted's ass: "He has a great ass. Very powerful ass."
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Is Jimmy Carr an AI?? He’s funny but this is kind of nuts. We all repeat stories but damn.
Jimmy Carr was on Joe Rogan again today and I thought they must have reuploaded an old episode because Jimmy Carr kept saying same prepared hackneyed deepities he said last time! They still managed to re-blow Joe Rogan's mind every time
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Damn. Never thought Kirk would outlive Picard. Rest in peace. "Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all, Number One, we're only mortal." -Cpt. JLP
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Tarantino said his mom mocked his writing ambitions when he was a teenager, so he pledged never to give her “one penny.” Crazy: yahoo.com/entertainment/cele…
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Happy Birthday to my favorite podcaster and queer ally, @SamTripoli!
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Look who’s on the TFH hotline.
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Hahahaha
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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This is crazy. Hope he gets sorted out mentally because he would probably be the most worthy person to set foot in the NC Senate chamber in 160 years.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Ain’t no might
Vince Carter might have the best college basketball mixtape ever 🔥✈️
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They want this shit DONE.
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If the Queen had known she would’ve been so much nicer.
Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images: report trib.al/yD4HtE8
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The comments
Bricklayer, 49, travels 1,200 miles for dream girl - only to discover she's AI-generated trib.al/3CcGOfk
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Nobody makes me laugh harder than Nathan Fielder
underrated part of this scene is how the camera work goes from steady to shaky because the camera crew was struggling not to lose it too
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And they wonder why @piersmorgan is cleaning all their clocks.
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🚨 NFL HISTORY: Panthers long snapper JJ Jansen is set to play his 282nd career game Sunday, breaking the NFL record for a long snapper. Even crazier: Jansen has played MORE games than any RB, LB, DT or safety in NFL history. 🤯
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