Johnnyfa

A random person complimented my muscles today. So you guys get this one for free.

Every pair of boobs i see changes the trajectory of my life just a little bit.

Wife is making me write “I will not post pictures of my penis on x.com” 100 times on the blackboard

Today’s the only day you can tell people you’re from South Carolina

Get out there and vote!

Posting the I Voted sticker directly on my erect cock later. Stay tuned

“You’ve had about a hundred beers of solitude”

Why do the swingsets in Germany look like they’re from Nuremberg?

Break the millennial spirit by reminding them that New Girl was a garbage tv show.

Nice boobs! (tag yourself)

I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean you’re the Drivin’ Gooner

Only Germans could turn Hot Pot into a sad meal.

What if we kissed at the Kudzu Arby’s?

God I love boobs

Seeing a great pair of boobs would fix me completely

Berlin fit

Hamburger

You will never go to space

We love a good schizo post

Going to Berlin tomorrow. Any recs fam?

Blue boy