John Simpson

Tim Farron says Corbyn weak incoherent and downright useless - forgot to add dim witted?

#voteukipgetLabour just tell anyone who's voting UKIP they're going to let the Eds in - and they couldn't run a bath - not clever.

@Margare39153871 @Tim_Aker @Nigel_Farage Think you mean vote UKIP get Labour don't you? #voteukipletEdsIn

Part of me wants the Scots to vote Yes - just for the immense feeling of Schadenfreude when Salmond's hubris is exposed and it's a disaster!

.@TicketmasterUK @seetickets you have until 16 July to show me & @WhichCampaigns that your #ticketfees are fair whi.ch/1qNe6Ta

Astonished NHS contracts don't include a loss mitigation clause. No decent FD would allow that - they claw back money when person employed.

Lucy Adams BBC HR says 12 mths in lieu was "custom and practice" - so was fiddling MPs expenses - thieving gits lining their own pockets!

Come on BBC - Scadding in particular - fess up about lining your mates pockets DISGRACEFUL!!

PC falls over curb, Police union supports comp claim - and she's on unrelated sick leave! Work shy maybe?? I despair.

How happy will we be when fully automatic LU trains mean all those greedy ASLEF members are on the dole and not holding London to ransom??

Can someone reply to my emails please? No log in, no customer service, RUBBISH APP.

Is the potential damage from an unproven anti fungal treatment for ash dieback (Times 1/11) worse than allowing it to spread - unlikely..

So Nick is sorry - won't admit they opposed fee increases as he thought they had no chance of coming to power so never needed to deliver!!

So it's official - the Spanish (Santander raise mortgage rate) couldn't run a bath - reduce approvals so cost per unit up = put up price???

So Higgs found - tell me is the LHC a large "Hadron Collider" or a "Large Hadron" collider? What is a hadron for Higgs sake?

Why not give Nuclear subsidies - we pay feed in tariffs for eyesores on peoples roofs don't we and for useless wind farms??

Camilla Cavendish right again, not Ebdens fault his beliefs will dumb down Unis, but PMs for letting Meddlesome Priest Vince appoint him.

Today we will mostly be doing hangovers - intimate dinner for 8 couples in village pub (no keys!) last eve - red wine frenzy unavoidable!

Have to agree with Camilla Cavendish in Times - ignore Strasbourg and send Abu Qatada back - or try him and put him away properly

It's snowin and we're goin - skiing that is and can't wait - Cricket not going so well Mr C?