jonah

Nothing more evil on earth than a nice looking couch that feels like concrete to sit on and is somehow still $300

A hacky AI generated film about Darren Aronofsky making a hacky AI generated film

Keep thinking about how Darren Aronofsky deserves to be punished

Nothing more sinister than having auto caps off. I know you went into settings and turned it off. Icarus ass attempt to at nonchalance

Every year famous birthdays is like what’s the most harrowing image of Jonah imaginable and then jump scare me with it at 12:01am on June 1st

One of those meta glasses content creators but they go to one of those remote islands where people still practice cannibalism and go “Computah give this guy a BBL”

SDK

Sometimes on the subway I like to do this thing where if someone is sitting too close to me when there are more seats I pretend to be sick cough until they leave

Uploading some of my new sketches to X because that’s who I am now. An X sketch uploader.

POV: trying to apply for a job in 2025 #unemployed #jobsearch

Not to get all hey I’m walking here but you are in New York City, the capitol of hey I’m walking here, and if you’re standing in the way…. I’m LITERALLY walking here

After much thought I have realized that I am a vengeful person. I want revenge. No more turning the other cheek, it’s only evil from here on out

Coming out of retirement from this app because I want to complain again

logging onto social media day after day and fighting off a new horrifying alt right pipeline proposition video every 5 posts because I liked a video about aliens once

Doomsday prepping for the aesthetic

My new years resolution is to continue believing I am just one serendipitous plot device away from discovering I've been in an urban fantasy story the whole time. My briefcase is accidentally switched with that of a plumber for wizards and I find out magic is real (and such)