
Writer. Facebook quitter. Hollywood addict. #Bellarke. I left my heart in the 1980s. Pure escapism here. For serious stuff: https://nitter.cf/t.co/RBZXOQoJPQ
Puslinch, Ontario
Joined September 2010
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This is actually really beautiful. ā¤ļø #Bellarke
I just called CRA (Canada's revenue agency) and they answered in ten seconds flat, took care of my issue in less than five minutes and left me with warm feelings toward my government. How about that.
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The ruminant family, and the one job each of them does that nothing else on earth can.
The cow turns a wet hillside into beef and milk, and leaves the soil better than she found it.
The sheep grows a fireproof, waterproof, compostable coat every year, out of grass and rain, and then gives it away for the price of a haircut.
The goat eats the bramble, the scrub and the invasive weed that strangles everything else, and asks only for a weak point in the fence.
The water buffalo makes the milk that becomes real mozzarella, standing in marsh a cow would sink in.
The yak gives milk at an altitude that would kill a lowland animal in a week, and carries your bags up there as well.
The reindeer feeds and clothes entire peoples above the Arctic Circle, on lichen and moss, in the dark, for months.
The bison built the deepest soil on the planet by walking across it and eating.
Seven animals, one gift each, and not one of them can be replaced by a crop, a machine or a sachet.
Every one of them is classed, this decade, as a liability on a spreadsheet by somebody who has never been cold.
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Archive of Our Own, more commonly known as AO3, announced it was going down for maintenance for āaround 2 weeksā but possibly āup to 4 weeks,ā leaving thousands of fan-fiction readers publicly grieving. thecut.com/article/archive-oā¦
The Economist:
āDonāt feel sorry for millennials. They are living it up nowā
Right. Iāll believe it when I see it.
economist.com/finance-and-ecā¦
Question, Twitter friends: why is the Elizabeth Holmes documentary such a sensation? I just watched it and I donāt get the hype.
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This is a quote about this from my interview with Javier Bardem.
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Have we known her 20 seconds or 20 years? š„¹ Today we celebrate #20YearsOfTaylorSwift and the music, memories, and eras we grew up with. šššā„ļøš©µš¤š©·š©¶š¤šš¤ā¤ļøāš„
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People remember Debut as a cute country origin story, but forget that 14-year-old Taylor Swift literally walked out of a deal with RCA Records because they refused to let her write her own songs.
She gambled her entire career on an unproven indie label, stuffed CDs into envelopes by hand, and co-wrote every track on this album



























