Joni Status 🦇

After 127 days... it is finished.

They literally just took some random unused generic e-boy concept art, slapped a high stakes club logo on his sleeve, and expected everyone to accept him as "le REAL first member who was always there, even before Joni", when really he's unironically the Graggle Simpson of the HSC

How it feels to know that Minato "failed industry plant" Hakuru will NEVER receive another skin nor be mentioned in the lore ever again

Actually, here's the REAL Minato concept art

The fact that they edited the post twice to remove any trace of the word "crew" but haven't even paid lip service to the false advertising scandal should say everything you need to hear. Stop buying Crew. It's not even a good deal anymore, and it's the only way they'll learn.

I wish I'd gone into computer science or was remotely tech savvy at all so I could mod Joni into other, better games like the GOAT does

She doesn't merge perfectly with anyone except Grace, damn it. I wanted to try Helsie rocking Joni's fit and vice versa, but I just keep getting more weird partial fusions

What gets my goat about this whole affair is that it's literally, incontrovertibly, 100% false advertising. By shifting the dae, you're basically stealing product from a customer who paid for it in advance, who now receives nothing. Again, just bring back the old Crew system atp

Daraku watching the High Stakes Club get their *second* wave of seasonal event reskins while she can't even get regular shop appearances