Jon Fisch

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So I guess it was Thibs #Knicks

My take is that there are too many "Subway Takes"

Too bad James Harden retired before the Eastern Conference Finals #NBA

Nobody needs a life coach more than a life coach. Anyway, thinking of becoming a life coach.

If you ever see an NFL player with a Jewish last name, they were probably adopted

Heading out to the Riyadh Comedy Festival but just to watch

Yo - Kimmel gonna bring back that Man Show

At petco (getting nature's miracle because he projectile vomited on the couch last night) my 2 year old son introduced us to the guinea pigs "Hi guys, I'm Ollie, this is Daddy" And I think it was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

The worst part about adding Goldberg to the Signal group chat is that it made the text thread turn green

It doesn't matter how many times I've had it, I still can't spell diahrea

Wish I saw this Brazilian butt lift trend in the pipeline before I got mine lowered.

Can any espn stations talk about anything but football for a few hours

Duke lacrosse players finally got off

Trump's gold sneakers are available again. But you can only get 3 pairs per family. We have 2 kids. Talk about a Sophie's Choice. That means between my wife and I, only one of us gets an extra pair.

sending architects pictures of buildings and sh*t until people stop sending me standup clips

Freddie Freeman is giving Hank - Jim Carrey's alter ego in Me, Myself & Irene

All these political spam texts sure do make banana republic seem less thirsty

4 yr old: Daddy we obviously need a basket attached to my bike for when we go pine cone hunting you don't have to hold them

As a Jew that has partnered his way into celebrating Xmas I can definitively say that people celebrating Xmas spend more $ on wrapping paraphernalia than we do on Chanukah gifts

Friend: how you feeling? Me: I have not felt healthy for more than one week at a time since our second child was born one year ago today. Happy bday boy !