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Time Magazine's Man Of The Year 2006. Price for using my tweets/media is £1million if you are The Sun, The Express or Daily Mail.

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Joined April 2009
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I’ll join in. I have been an #NUFC fan long enough to have been the mascot the night @7RobLee made his debut, and @officialbarnesy once presented me with a bottle of lemonade as I was too young for the bottle of wine I had actually won. #NUFCTakeover #legacyfan #cans
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Of the last 15 English teams to win a trophy, only 9 are still in the top flight. Big 6, Newcastle, palace and villa. All of the others were relegated within 3 years of winning. Palace and. Newcastle look risky this year, and villa getting their squad picked apart.
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Is it a curse or is it just the big 6 obliterate your squad as quickly as possible to stop it happening again?
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Do we think Man U or man city will win the league next year #efl #Championship
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Pink strip. 4-1.
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First away trip since that west Brom game a couple of weeks before the world shut down for Covid. 6 1/2 years. If we all end up in lockdown again for something, it was my fault. Yanited!
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One of my favorite Milky Way photos from ISS, with the multicolored lights of Southeast Asia streaking across the exposure from orbital velocity, while distant stars remain fixed by my star tracker. The long exposure intensifies the atmospheric airglow into a thick red band!
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The good news is that if Man U get Eddie Howe, they won’t be getting Lewis hall. Because all the talk was that hall fell out with Howe and that’s why he wanted Man U in the first place. 😂
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Pretending Joselu doesn’t exist…
Premier League players who moved to Real Madrid: Hazard- Flopped Michael Owen- Flopped David Beckham- Flopped Trent Alexander-Arnold- Flopped J. Woodgate- Flopped Anelka- Flopped Bernardo Silva- Flopped Dean Huijsen- Flopped Genuinely, aside from Cristiano Ronaldo, is there any player who moved from the Premier League to Real Madrid and actually excelled?
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The second person looks like a spitting image puppet of Carmella Soprano.
MAGA: We oppose transgender because you are perfect exactly the way god made you. Also MAGA:
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“Why you hanging around a park” says the man hanging around the park, filming random people… 🤦🏻‍♂️
"F*ck your park and f*ck your kids" Deport the f*cking lot.
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Actually hilarious. A bloke jumps into a tiger enclosure and this bloke is blaming immigrants 😂. Has to be satire. One step away from saying “tigers are from India… stop the boats” 😂😂😂
Looking likely that, as I suspected, the man is special needs, most likely autistic and using Makaton there when pointing his little finger with a clenched fist to say "Bad". I was only there myself a week ago and quite often you see these autistic chaps being "looked after" by foreigners, usually African, who seem to spend more time talking to each other and looking at their phones, than paying attention to what their client is actually doing. Not saying that's necessarily the case here, but I wouldn't be surprised at all. Either way, RIP this chap as he was killed by the tiger in the end. Tiger did nothing wrong of course and is totally unharmed as well.
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Going off this logic, surely Jacob Murphy is our greatest ever player? Managed to convince the world that isak was a 25 goal a season striker by putting everything on a plate for him.
Day 3 of reminding #NUFC Fans that Isak is your Greatest Ever Player 🏆
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Why do no fitness trackers do notifications except watches? I wear a watch. A ring or a screenless band which vibrates would be much better, as I like to wear a proper watch. @apple @FitbitSupport sort it out!
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Woohoo! Off to Everton in October! First away game since the West Brom one when covid hit 😂
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Just putting it out there that I’m not convinced RDJ is actually Dr Doom. He hasn’t been shown as doom at all in any marketing. Hasn’t had his face shown etc.
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While football fans should be allowed to drink in stands, the only thing that makes me completely against it is the thought of getting absolutely doused in carling and Guinness in mid January for a 90th minute winner that VAR overturns anyway. Too many tik tok wankers.
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Back to back relegations, League 1, Papa John’s trophy… yep, they have!
We’ve seen things that #NUFC fans will never see
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Can’t wait for this to be “fair market value” when Newcastle try sell the rights to their games in Saudi for £1bn a year 😂
The Premier League’s biggest clubs, the traditional big six, oppose more collective sales with the rest of the league and want to continue selling their own commercial rights individually. While the Premier League currently negotiates commercial deals on behalf of all 20 clubs, it believes it could earn much more if it had access to more rights ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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I would love to know how to get tickets for away games. I haven’t got loads of points, and haven’t got loads of opportunities. But the last away game I managed to get a ticket for was West Brom in the FA Cup in 2020. I have a customer to see in Coventry in October
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So I have work paying fuel, food and hotel, and can’t get a ticket! Same happened with wolves earlier in the year. It rarely aligns and when it does, it makes no difference. How do you get points up when you never get to go?
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And for all the people saying “follow us when we were crap”, I have had a season ticket for 18 years and managed to get about 10 points. I rarely get a chance to go to away games, and when I do get the chance, I can’t get a ticket. It’s a pain.
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