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Pickle. Leeds.

Leeds, England
Joined October 2010
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Quoting this tweet so I can pin it
| 🎂 | Happy 34th Birthday, Pablo Hernandez! 🎉 @valenciacf_en and #LUFC legend 👊
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Patience? It’s been 3 and a half seasons
Sad to see so many Leeds fans wanting Farke gone already and our fanbase divided so early in the season, especially when we’re in 12th position! Nobody can wait anymore. Whatever happened to patience in football? Everyone seems to demand instant success these days. #LUFC 💛💙🤍
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The fact he doesn’t see this as a coaching issue is exactly why he shouldn’t be our head coach.
🗣️ DF on #LUFC ranking 95/96th for final third passing accuracy in Europe’s top 5 leagues: “This links to when I speak about individually quality, and perhaps the quality other teams are able to spend on. They have the players who can find the perfect pass in difficult moments”
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There’s absolutely nothing of substance in this clip.
"What's he going to do? We lost 2-0 but people don't want him to go more defensive." 🤷‍♂️ @curlywand says Leeds United were arguably the better team against Bournemouth, and that calls for Daniel Farke to go more attacking are somewhat contradictory. #BBCFootball | #DGTB | #LUFC
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I genuinely do think he’s a very ordinary manager and the DOFs/board deserve most of the credit
I’ll never understand the Arteta genius narrative. His players hit the deck if someone breathes near them, they take the lead and park the bus, and the football is painfully boring. Call it effective if you want, but let’s stop pretending it’s some tactical masterclass..
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Just get him out. This club has so much potential without him and his lofty ambitions of a point a game
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Daniel Farke's away record is so bad I'm surprised there's not more being made of it. 4 wins in 41 away games in top 5 leagues. I'm even being kind to him by not including the ones at Norwich. How are we meant to have any hope going into these games when this is his record?
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I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about being 7th in October despite starting Aaronson and not winning a game in nearly 8 weeks
How about we fucking enjoy being 7th and stop looking to get rid of Farke because dick heads on here think they can do better. Non of you have seen him train. It will take time to build a squad that will challenge for a European spot. This year is about stability.
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Surely this is a good thing? I’d hate to be anything like Manchester United or Liverpool. Plastic and soulless shells of football clubs and I would rather Elland Road wasn’t full of tourists every week.
🚨🚨🎙️| Jamie Carragher on Manchester United potentially appointing Unai Emery: “I think Unai Emery is just unbelievable what he does year after year.” “Surely he would want that opportunity to manage a giant again.” “Aston Villa will 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 be Manchester United.” “There is a chain in football, whether you like it or not. Real Madrid will take Man United’s best player, they’ll take Ronaldo. There’s very few above United, same with Liverpool.” “So shut the fuck up, Villa fans, we can’t make the fucking point, you know what I mean? Honest to God, Aston Villa will never be Man United.”
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Honestly it finished me 🤣
That bit on the overlap when Keane mentions the reason why the glazers bought Man United is absolute gold. Carragher giggling cherry on top 🤣
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His in game management generally hasn’t worked in 4 season. I’m not sure why it’d change now.
A polite request from Leeds United manager Daniel Farke. Please stop asking him about Jean-Matteo Bahoya! #LUFC | #BBCFootball
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Nope, absolutely not. If he needs special treatment he shouldn’t be on the pitch
This is really poor by @FA. The governing body is supposed to protect players. It should be disputing this regulatory commission verdict by members drawn from the FA judicial panel. Max Dowman could have suffered a bad injury to his standing leg from a dangerous challenge which went unpunished. Arsenal 16-year-old shouldn’t have reacted but his frustration was understandable. Some other players might have rolled around and ensured a bad challenge was punished. Dowman didn’t. He doesn’t stay down. The FA should have shown some understanding towards Dowman. Instead, it has suspended him for three games. FA priorities all wrong: tolerating a poor challenge and some weak refereeing but punishing a kid who objected to a bad challenge that could have dealt him a serious injury. Protect players. #AFC
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Using a players age to distract from losing to a league two team isn’t classy
Potential leg breaking tackle on a 16 year old. Stay classy @ftfc 👏
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Polite reminder that Klopp’s entire Liverpool squad had asthma.
Comparing Manchester City to Lance Armstrong is absolutely miles off it. 🤣 He PHYSICALLY doped and gave him an unfair advantage that no amount of training or equipment could match. It wasn’t a case as simple as him having a better bike or equipment to gain a slight advantage. City did not dope or use PEDs. The advantage came from (compared to some clubs but not others) more investment and also just far better investment in the squad, infrastructure, coaching etc. essentially building a better ‘bike’ in the process and then using it more effectively than other teams on the whole.
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Sincerely, Farke out.
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No idea what Bahoya has done wrong but it must be bad if he couldn’t get a start today
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Not worth the train fare from London
No membership needed. Now on general sale. United vs Bournemouth, a Premier League game, on a weekend, no longer requires an official membership. 1000+ tickets still remain. Still want that 100k stadium? @ManUtd tickets.manutd.com/en-GB/eve…
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The manager has to consider the load on the players. He can’t expect you to press man to man AND chase the referee around for 90 minutes
Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the #MUFC staff here "It's a decision from the staff to not press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence. On whether he is saying Michael Carrick got his tactics wrong: "That's on the manager and staff to see, not me. Sometimes you have to be more brave under pressure, take the risk of pressing high and making them uncomfortable. As you saw with them [Como], the centre-back was coming to mark me in my own half. We need to do that as a team but we were unable to. "A team that plays through the middle with small connections, if you give them too much time and space then they can hurt you out wide."
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Personally didn’t think they went far enough
😡 "It's a disgrace... an absolute joke!" 😡 "We live in a society where there's little respect but there is a line!" Sean Dyche and Simon Jordan slam a #LUFC fan for abusing #MUFC legend Sir Alex Ferguson at Elland Road! 😤
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And they’ve just given the manager £20m a year
Arsenal are rotten - led by a cross-country runner in Declan Rice - and almost as offensive as Manchester Cheaty... 📬
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“Bruno is a cunt”
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