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sega tried to give us everything we should have listened ⚠ account inactive i'm on bsky now @ jordo ⚠

Texas
Joined May 2008
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i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding
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last night i dreamed that i found a copy of an extremely rare and valuable game called "Tuesday Spider-Man" at a used game shop in a mall. another man in the store grabbed my wrist and threatened me until i gave him the cartridge -- it looked exactly like this
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i don't understand how people can stay interested in football when it's the same map every time
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