Jordan S90

Listening to this debate between Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson just leaves me wondering one thing: How does one’s mind get so darkened to the point where one imagines fantastical scenarios without a shred of evidence in order to concoct and posit conspiracy theories as ridiculous as those that Candace Owens spews on her show every day? I know Candace doesn’t have an original thought, so nothing she says comes from the depths of her imagination; rather, it comes from her cultists brainstorming and spitballing in their own moronic circles. But seriously, how? Especially when all the overwhelming evidence proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Tyler Robinson shot and killed Charlie Kirk with a .30-06 bullet from a Mauser rifle that was gifted to him by his grandfather. I don’t know any other way to explain it other than what the Apostle Paul says about those whose consciences have been seared and who have been turned over to a strong delusion. Reprobate minds.

Candace Owens’s cultists be like, “Candace defended Erika Kirk until she lied to her! How can you trust a liar? Once a liar, always a liar! A liar is a liar is a liar!!!” Then we ask, “Okay, what damning thing did Erika lie about?” They respond, “She told Candace she was chewing peppermint gum, when she was really chewing spearmint gum! If she’ll lie about small things, then it goes to show she would lie about conspiring to murder her husband!” Okay, psychos.

Andrew Wilson (@paleochristcon) says exactly what those of us who have been defending Erika Kirk’s plight have been saying from the beginning. When people criticize women for prioritizing jobs and careers before their families, they are not talking about women who are subject to tragic events that upend their lives entirely. Erika Kirk did not “choose” to become a “girl boss” any more than she “chose” to have her husband and the father of her children, Charlie Kirk, taken from her in the blink of an eye in broad daylight in front of God and man. The idea that Erika Kirk should then immediately transition to some stay-at-home mother goes out the window when you factor in unforeseeable events like the brutal assassination of her children’s father. Even Andrew Wilson—who is very critical of the “girl boss archetype”—understands this very obvious distinction between the two circumstances. So even if Candace Owens and her cultists have criticisms of certain ways Erika has conducted herself or what she’s done with TPUSA (FWIW, I don’t see any significant changes that she’s done that betrays her husband’s vision for the organization at all) your sympathy for her situation should override your criticisms because of what she’s suffered at the hands of Tyler Robinson. So all you evil dipshits who criticize Erika Kirk for not conforming to what you think she should do or how she should grieve can get bent. You don’t have a scintilla of natural human affection in your bones. You are brute beasts who might as well be animals, the way you’re subject to your lizard brains.

Candace Owens be like, “I can’t believe there are 92 whole people in the world who think mocking, terrorizing, and slandering an obviously innocent widow of conspiring to murder her husband—with zero evidence whatsoever—is evil. I cannot believe that many people would join together of their own volition to call this wrong! This can’t be organic! This must be a paid operation!” This is how stupid this woman is. This is how delusional this woman and her cultists are. This is how utterly depraved they are. They have no conscience whatsoever. They have no moral compass. Woe to them who call evil good and good evil. Judgment Day will not be kind to them. They won’t be able to feign ignorance and blame their own stupidity before the Great White Throne. They know what they’re doing, and God knows that they know what they’re doing.

You’ve heard of Israeli pager bombs, right? Well, get a load of this. Now Candace Owens and her moronic cultists have taken it one step further: Surgical neck bombs… You heard me right. These absolute dipshits believe Israel anesthetized Charlie Kirk unbeknownst to him, cut open his neck, and implanted a bomb, then had the patsy Tyler Robinson go on the roof and look like he was firing a rifle (but didn’t actually fire one) at the exact same moment the surgery bomb was detonated in Charlie Kirk’s neck. All this supposedly happened while Charlie Kirk conveniently never had a surgical scar on his neck or felt anything funny, like a foreign object lodged near his carotid artery. No, I’m not kidding. This is what the bumbling idiots brigade actually believes right now. Yup, because “Muh Israel.” But don’t worry—they’ll scrap this theory by next week, pretend they never peddled such nonsense, and gaslight us like we’re the crazy ones.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Absolute buffoons.

To Candace Owens's cultists: We didn’t ask much of you. We truly didn’t. All we requested was that you don’t slander Charlie Kirk’s obvious innocent widow and mother of his children Erika Kirk of conspiring to murder him—with zero evidence—for a couple of bucks and some measly clout in TPUSA. That’s all. Did we set the bar too high?

Wait, wait, wait… Tell me if I’ve got this correct: Candace Owens scoured her comment section and found a random anonymous comment that claimed to be from a doctor and suggested that a bomb was surgically implanted into Charlie Kirk while he was alive, unbeknownst to him. Candace read this comment without a hint of incredulity and broadcasted it to her global support system of sycophantic, brain-dead cultists as if it were gospel truth. Andrew Wilson (@paleochristcon) then came out and said those anonymous accounts were him, just trolling her to see what impossible lunatic nonsense she would believe and espouse at the drop of a hat, with no investigative questioning as to who these anonymous accounts even were in the first place. And now Candace Owens is left looking like an idiot (par for the course), with her pants down, scrambling to explain why she believes claims that have no evidence or proof whatsoever, as per usual. Glorious.

Wait a minute… Let me get this straight. Candace Owens and her brain-dead cultists are claiming Tyler Robinson had to be a government asset because he needed “military training” to learn how to crawl? This is what Candace and her brain-melted cultists are running with now? Crawling? You know—crawling. Ever heard of it? The thing that was one of the first things we ever learned how to do after leaving the womb. That’s what he needed “military training” to do? Give me a break. If you’re still getting strung along by this moron, you’re a lost cause.

Candace Owens’s and her cultists’ philosophy is: “It is better to convict ten innocent people for a crime they didn’t commit than to lock up one guilty man.”

Candace Owens is Tyler Robinson's number 1 fan! Maybe Tyler Robinson was Candace Owens's number 1 fan before shooting and killing Charlie Kirk with a 30-06 bullet? I wonder where he got his inspiration from?

To Candace Owens’s cultists: Never forget that your false goddess prayed to God to give her more fake evidence to slander innocent people of conspiring to murder their close friend Charlie Kirk. This is the person you worship and hang on her every word. This person who commits abomination of desolation type stuff petitioning God to enable her to do the worst kinds of sins. You all are reprehensible.

Proud to say I never ate the “JD Vance is automatically going to be the president in 2028!” slop. I never understood the desire to emotionally and politically invest in someone when it’s not even election season nor has the newly elected president even began carry out his agenda yet.

Man, when you don’t buy something from the grocery store for years and then decide to buy it again you realize how much the prices have actually gone up in that time.

Candace Owens’s cultists be like, “There is no video evidence whatsoever of Tyler Robinson shooting and killing Charlie Kirk!!!” That’s true if you have no faculties of reason left. That’s true if you completely suspend obvious belief. That’s ultimately true if you can’t comprehend or flat-out deny that 2+2=4. There is video of Tyler Robinson at the UVU campus on September 10th, 2025. There is video of a man with the exact same clothing as Tyler Robinson lying prone on the roof. There is video of him jumping up the exact second that Charlie Kirk gets shot. There is video of him running across the rooftop, throwing the rifle down from the rooftop onto the ground, jumping off the rooftop, grabbing that same rifle off the ground, and wrapping it in the towel that the rifle was eventually found covering—the rifle cached in the bushes with Tyler Robinson’s DNA found all over the damn place. If you deny this plain and simple reality, then you are not fit for polite society and should be in a psych ward.

At this point, the only reason I watch Candace Owens is for the entertainment value. Is she charming? Not particularly. Is she interesting? Not in the slightest. Is she smart? Definitely not. But man, can that moron make me laugh. I get at least three belly laughs during every episode she releases. The way she says outrageous, insane, and impossible shit with a straight face, never breaking character and pretending to believe her own lies, is second to none. The way she scours her comment sections for the latest lunatic conspiracy theory from her cultists and then relays it to the public is legitimately hilarious. Keep doing you, Candy O. And we will continue to laugh at you—not with you.

To the Candyslop slurpers: How long have you been on a steady diet of Candace Owens’s Candyslop™? You’re like a dog with a bone who would bite their master’s hand if anyone tried to pull that Candyslop away from your fat face. Here, try this instead. It’s called “fedslop.” It has far more nutritional value than Candyslop and is packed with truth vitamins and minerals that are part of a balanced breakfast. See! Isn’t that much better? Good boy! Good boy! Who’s a good boy?! Yes, you are! Yes, you are! Now eat all your num nums, then you can go play with the other dogs in the park without foaming at the mouth like the rabies-infested mangy mutts you are.

To Candace Owens’s stupid, dumb, idiotic cultists: Do you have any idea how stupid, dumb, and idiotic all of us sane people think you are? We are laughing at you! Even the nicest among us—who deal with you patiently and diplomatically on a regular basis—think you are the stupidest, dumbest, and most idiotic people to roam the Earth since the Neanderthals. They are simply more cordial with you than I am. Even though they view you as profoundly stupid, dumb, and idiotic, they still hold out hope that one day you might see the light. I don’t. If you’re too stupid, dumb, and idiotic to accept the plain and obvious truth—that Tyler Robinson shot and killed Charlie Kirk with a .30-06 bullet from a Mauser rifle gifted to him by his grandfather at the UVU campus on September 10 in the year of our Lord 2025, acting alone with no help from Erika Kirk, TPUSA, foreign governments, or our own government—then you are beyond reach as far as I’m concerned. I’m a bit more straightforward than they are about how stupid, dumb, and idiotic I think you all are, but trust me: We all believe, far beyond a shadow of a doubt, that every single one of you is a stupid, dumb idiot. Sincerely, Jordan_S90

It’s not enough to be neutral on Candace Owens à la Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly. You must think she is a demon-possessed, idiotic lunatic and state it unequivocally. If you ever humored even a single one of her batshit crazy conspiracy theories for even one second as it relates to Charlie Kirk’s murder, you will forever be suspect. There will always be doubt cast on your ability to think critically going forward, and your ability to exist in polite society will be called into question—even if you’ve fully renounced her at this point. Especially now that the preliminary hearing has started and prosecutors continue to present overwhelming evidence of Tyler Robinson’s guilt (evidence that we all knew existed, but Candace Owens’s cultists denied right before their very eyes), you will never be given the benefit of the doubt again. You have lost all credibility you ever had. You have become a laughingstock (even more so than you already are). You will have to be exiled to a faraway land to avoid being pointed at and mocked on the street for believing such a stupid and obvious charlatan as Candace Owens. Dolts

Candace Owens’s cultists love to ask the question, “What has Candace Owens lied about???” The better question to ask, though, is, “What won’t Candace Owens lie about?” Now she’s slandering the owner of a restaurant about whether or not Tyler Robinson ate at his business and whether some random receipt belonged to him? Do I have that about right? And the owner himself has had to come out and say Candace Owens is full of shit? Are you kidding me right now? Have Candace Owens’s stupid, dumb, idiotic cultists still not learned by now? If they don’t get it at this point, there’s a good chance they’ll never get it: You do not trust Candace Owens’s word on a single thing—ever—unless she brings proof of her claims. She quite literally lies like she breathes. Shame on these cultists for not knowing by now. I thought they were better than that (actually, I didn’t).