@Josh_Against

I only read the book cover

Joined April 2024
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I know he’s got better photos…
blu 🧚🏻‍♂️@gooochlover
Sep 30
my coworker is 6’2 so i’m making him take pictures in his pov in 0.5x
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Did that dude just say Fox is a top 20 defenseman?
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👀 @utahmammoth
Rachel Gilmore@atRachelGilmore
Sep 25
When the 75 remaining orcas are killed for a pipeline and port to the west coast, do the Vancouver Canucks change their logo? Or do we just explain to our grandkids that yeah, we used to have those here, but we killed the amazing, nationally emblematic dudes for short-term cash?
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Apparently my neighbor is on twitter
Nate Wiggy
@npwiggy
Sep 25
Am I a jerk for being pissed that my neighbor on the one side of me never weedwacks the chain link fence we share on his side? It drives me nuts.
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“critical thinking skills” posts are everywhere.
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The Braden Schneider hate might be worse than the TDS.
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Two men walked into Sir Edmond Halley’s Pub in Charlotte, NC on Sept 17th at around 10pm and snatched a picture off the wall that meant everything to the owner. It’s him with his best friends. Not a trophy. Not a collectible. Just a piece of his life. They made a quick getaway. The pub is asking for any help identifying them. If you have any information, please contact the pub directly. Let’s help this business get the justice it deserves. #TheHopeFiles
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Went on a sarcastic rant about the wife spending too much, in which I made a comment about getting nails done. Apparently she recently got her nails done so I received credit for noticing.
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Where’s my ‘not interested in this post” option? I don’t want to see this shit.
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Just imagine her at a kids’ sports game.
Bill Ari
@ImBillRay
Sep 10
Im obsessed with hate watching this woman
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My fantasy football draft was yesterday. I know 4 guys on my team, and that’s only because I had 2 of them on recent teams. Stafford and Cook are the guys I know. Wish me luck.
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Still not a fan of 5th set tie breakers @usopen
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This is not true.
Douglass Mackey
@douglassmackey
Sep 4
The jury foreperson is beside herself. She told the holdout to: -read the room -be normal for once -just be a decent human being She then called him an incel and said he would never get laid again in this town. And nevertheless, he persisted.
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First grok went to shit, now chatgpt is a 1 question limit. They’re forcing me to use copilot??
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There are MILLIONS on the streets in Spain right now demanding Pedro Sánchez resign over the invasion of Ceuta. You won't see this in the legacy media.
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Dallas Wings Updates@DALWingsUpdates
Sep 2
🎥| The World Cup going great for Paige 💀 via Angel Reese on TikTok
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We’re so cooked
Alyssa Leader@alittleleader
Aug 27
On a personal level, I am about as anti-gun as you can get. But I have clients who face years of mandatory minimum time in prison because they possessed (not even used!) a gun after having stolen $1001 dollars worth of stuff from Target, often years before—
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One of @espn biggest failures is the department in charge of hiring/assigning commentators. It’s universally embarrassing across all sports.
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This Vince Young documentary is the funniest shit ever. You can only cry victim so many times, bro.
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I know everything about this person by seeing this list.
yimbyall@yimbyall
Aug 23
This is my ranking for American cities (and the best ranking) - and you know I’m 100% correct here
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