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Not here anymore

@JoshuaBealson

I don't spend time in this trash fire anymore.

 Washington, DC
Joined May 2017
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Super excited that the audio version of Fun With Xenolinguistics is live on @antipodeansf Radio. antisf.libsyn.com/ #sff #amlistening
AntipodeanSF

AntipodeanSF

AntipodeanSF podcast/radio show is devoted to the presentation of flash speculative fiction stories (science fiction, fantasy, and horror). AntiSF is where speculative fiction belongs — downside-up!

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Have put in TWO tickets for illegal dumping and criminal activity in an alley that have been closed as "clean up complete" by @311DCgov and yet.... still looks like this. Can we get ACTUAL clean up @MayorBowser
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Amal El-Mohtar@tithenai10 Mar 2023
I'm so, so excited to get to be part of this project!
Tom (@DarthInternous) profile pictureTom@DarthInternous9 Mar 2023
40 Years. 40 Stories. THERE IS ANOTHER. Star Wars From a Certain Point of View: Return of the Jedi. on-sale Sept 5th #StarWars #FromaCertainPOVReturns Check out that author list. (and that amazing Will Staehle cover). And preorders are LIVE: penguinrandomhouse.com/books…
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MARYLAND-BASED MURALISTS—@writerscenter Bethesda, needs murals for two ext brick side-walls. Commissioned. Send qualifications by FEB. 15 so hurry and check out details at files.constantcontact.com/e9…
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Tis' the season!
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo16 Dec 2022
Looks like Theo is the latest victim of a triple dog dare. 😜
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Important Monday Reading!
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) profile pictureThe Washington Post
@washingtonpost12 Dec 2022
A girl asked to keep a unicorn in her yard. Animal control said yes — with conditions. wapo.st/3PhWWNW
A girl asked to keep a unicorn in her yard. Animal control said yes.

A girl asked to keep a unicorn in her yard. Animal control said yes.

A girl in the first grade wrote to Los Angeles County officials requesting "your approval if I can have a unicorn in my backyard if I can find one."

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We should all remember to smile like Fritz in our holiday pictures this year!
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo7 Dec 2022
When you ask Fritz to smile for the camera... 📸
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The #thread I'm watching most closely today. Thanks @ByGeorgeJreije for keeping us updated on the latest!
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Hello from my childhood where the thermostat was SET to 55F "so the pipes don't freeze" because humans have sweaters mcsweeneys.net/articles/when… Thanks @jus_kap and Dan Bookbinder for the memories
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This is my life. No, this is my life. Nope, actually, sorry, I meant this is my life. Thank you @EmilyKling2 and @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-n…
I’m Not Sure Which, But One of These Fifteen PDF Files Is the Final Draft

I’m Not Sure Which, But One of These Fifteen PDF Files Is the Final Draft

“FINALFINALFINALDRAFT_1_IT_COULD_BE_ANY_OF_THESE.pdf” 11/1/23 11/21/24 11/4/25

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Freyja offering a paw to get us all through this Friday onto the weekend.
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Getting in the Halloween mood with a bit of short fiction. Think Footloose meets Vanhelsing. the-avocado.org/2022/10/26/p… #amreading
Punk Fiction

Punk Fiction

It’s Spooky Season and time for a scary story, or at least another pulp-horror enterprise set in the same setting (albeit a different time and place) as the other Punk Fiction stories. This o…

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Fritz: SHHHHH! Don't tell mom it's a school day!! SHHH! Bibi: Car's packed. Let's go.
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo24 Oct 2022
Hippos are most active at night when they forage for food.
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Where on the Fritzspression Scale are you this Tuesday? Fritz levels: Photo 1, Photo 2, or Photo 3? I think I'm somewhere between Photo 1 and Photo 2 right now.
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo18 Oct 2022
Fritz's personality shines! ✨
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Saving this to send when it comes time for more human meetings in 3D.
Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) profile pictureJorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat11 Oct 2022
To Whom It May Concern: I respectfully decline your invitation to attend a meeting as I have been told there will be no snacks
An orange cat is curled all twisty on one side with his front paws curled and held upright. His expression is noble even though he’s making a silly shape

ALT An orange cat is curled all twisty on one side with his front paws curled and held upright. His expression is noble even though he’s making a silly shape

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Fritz on point for this Tuesday!
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo4 Oct 2022
Fritz celebrating #TongueOutTuesday!
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Fritz: It's the weekend, let's just hang out, have fun, and goof off. Bibi: Nope. We gotta start the week, let's go. Monday here we come! Fritz: I'm out!
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo3 Oct 2022
Fritz goes for a ride!
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When it's Thursday and you wish it was Friday.... this helped lighten the morning. Happy Friday Eve!
Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) profile pictureDanny Deraney
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But wait, there's more!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thinking about a manuscript assessment but need a little extra help? Our Bundle offer includes an MS assessment and a one-hour session with a TLC editor. Delve a little deeper into your manuscript with this one-to-one support. Email [email protected] for details.
The Bundle Includes a manuscript assessment, an hour's one-to-one session with your TLC editor, 10% discount when purchased together. www.literaryconsultancy.co.uk

ALT The Bundle Includes a manuscript assessment, an hour's one-to-one session with your TLC editor, 10% discount when purchased together. www.literaryconsultancy.co.uk

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Hoping all my coworkers' cats will learn this so we can hang out with more cats during Zoom meetings.
Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) profile pictureJorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat19 Sep 2022
ZOOM TIP: If you step on the space bar everyone can hear your meows
An orange cat is extremely close to the camera. Like his eyebrow is almost touching it

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It seems many people want more cat-focused zoom work meetings. I'm good with that! For more cute-ing-edge cat content, go visit @michaellorg
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The journey from Injuryville to Health Care Island. I feel like story writes itself. Who's up for a writer's retreat in Finland?!
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