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Andrew Holmes

@JudgeHolmes

Scotsman and ray of sunshine. Harmless drudge and miracle of high feeding.

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Joined April 2011
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Hydration break.
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Replying to @NewsOrFallSong
@NewsOrFallSong
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COMPETITION FINALS DAY 5/13. Check out our four listings each day tagged #CEEFAUXVIEWERSCOMP - like & RT the heck out of your faves. We'll count up after 24 hours and have another batch tomorrow. Fri 3/4 from @JudgeHolmes
12:30 SLASH IN THE ATTIC Series in which the notoriously weak-bladdered Guns 'n' Roses guitarist is caught short in people's lofts.

ALT 12:30 SLASH IN THE ATTIC Series in which the notoriously weak-bladdered Guns 'n' Roses guitarist is caught short in people's lofts.

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A couple of late changes to tonight's lineups. #EngSco
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Twitter has just advised me to follow @MotherwellFC and Engelbert Humperdinck. I think they might need to tinker with their algorithms.
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It's Hip To Be Square Sausage. #PutScotlandInASongOrMovie
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Happy May Day.
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May Day celebration, Lvov, Ukrainian SSR, 1968.
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CFBClips@CFBClips4 Jun 2018
The last line.
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"You and I are very much alike, Dr Jones. Archaeology is our religion." #FLOTUS
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82 degrees Fahrenheit. Time to put my afternoon claret in the fridge. #NationalFreelancersDay
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A touching #BruceForsyth tribute at Morrison's:
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An unorthodox spelling of 'swastikas'... nitter.cf/NadineDorries/status/8…
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries) profile pictureRt Hon Nadine Dorries
@NadineDorries6 Jun 2017
Some Conservative posters have been daubed with swass stickers - hard to believe any decent person would vote for Corbyns Jew hating mob nitter.cf/guidofawkes/status/872…
Touch of the late Roy Kinnear in the Pope's reaction here... nitter.cf/GIFs/status/8676040944…
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nitter.cf/stdio54/statuses/86760… nitter.cf/stdio54/status/8676035…
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Join us in #BigField for our Pointless remix. All the sound is nicked from the real show, we've just fiddled with it bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/1f60…
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The French detective drama Spiral (Engrenages) and anything by Jonathan Meades. #bbcfouris15
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The Economist
@TheEconomist8 Jan 2017
2016’s grim words of the year econ.st/2j58ncd
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A whisky I've just seen apparently tastes of 'the top crispy edges of a lemon drizzle cake and eucalyptus pastels'.
“Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung” is Austria’s word of the year.
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BBC Archive
@BBCArchive1 Dec 2016
#OTD 1971: Up in one! Up in one! Nationwide met a man training to become the World Champion Upside-Down Beer Drinker*. *Drink responsibly

"To be fair, on that occasion, his opponent was a horse..."

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(Via @bobbywilcox)
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