Millennial Dad (4 boys) Tradesman and Trader

Joined November 2022
My family is building an army of children. The left has no response to this.
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Changing my sons diaper I found one speck of lint on his bean bag. So naturally I remove it. Upon further investigation it was a micro nugget of poop he farted out in his sleep and I regret not using a wet wipe to extract it.
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Rick. James..
I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…
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Time to focus on NYC pressing issues. Lack of opera accessibility.
Mamdani says he is giving away 70,000 free tickets to the Opera: “Every New Yorker should have the opportunity to see this, no matter how much money is in their pocket.”
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Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules For Life: Rule #11: Do Not Bother Children When They Are Skateboarding. I let you down Mr. Peterson. 🥺
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I am officially old [and not cool anymore] I just yelled at a kid at a skate park.
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I am officially old [and not cool anymore] I just yelled at a kid at a skate park.
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Yes. But can you also add extra chromies for my homies who lackin'?
Japanese scientists removed the extra chromosome that causes Down syndrome for the first time using CRISPR.
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STOCKS MUST BURN IN THE CLEANSING FIRE OF BOND YEILDS.
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Just Steebin (Void shouter) retweeted
"So, Spongebob ok, Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea. Ok? You've heard of apples, well this is a PINEapple. A pineapple, ok? So how did he acquire this? It's because Spongebob *underlines Spongebob four times* is a freemason."
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Held a turd in all day and now it feels like I'm shitting razorblades. Ask me anything.
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Might fuck around and flatten my equity positions tomorrow.
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The pizza man strikes again!
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My son is peacefully lying on my chest like a tree frog (the best), and I am yet again in awe at God’s divine creation. I simply cannot understand how anyone can experience/witness birth and not believe in God. Children are our greatest blessing. We must protect them at all cost.
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I cant keep up with the supplement of the week anymore. Can we just discover all of them at once?
A lot of youve been asking, so: - more energy, mind feels sharper even on less caffeine - huge jump in libido - my balls haven't started growing yet, but ill tell you when they do I take it in the morning so it doesnt disrupt my sleep, but I have some crazy dreams.
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Sleep in the autonomous car? Bro I don't even sleep good in my own bed. I am not sleeping in the clankermobile.
Robotaxis won’t just kill short haul flights. Once you can sleep in them, they’ll cannibalize long routes too. Imagine getting into your Tesla in Austin at 10 PM, make the lie flat seat/bed comfortable, and going to sleep. While you sleep, the car drives, charges itself, and keeps going. You wake up at 9 AM in Aspen, refreshed. The key is perceived travel time. A 10-hour robotaxi trip where you sleep for 8 hours may feel shorter than a 3-hour flight that requires an Uber to the airport, arriving early, security, boarding, the flight, baggage claim, and another Uber. Autonomous cars won’t just compete with driving. They turn sleep into transportation.
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Lmfao Certifying that roof as fucked.
An insurance adjuster fell through the ceiling and landed in a South Carolina home’s kitchen during a routine roof inspection.
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Imagining Lindsay Clancy cutting her kids apple slices into perfect throat shape sizes.
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Haven't checked my bank account in a few weeks. I hope it's doing okay. 🫣
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Gently massaging her figussy before you eat it.
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Just Steebin (Void shouter) retweeted
Her: is it cool if I come over? Me:
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Save a lot on Toilet paper if we start making it brown.
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