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I am not the actor Jason Bateman. Never have been, most likely never will be. I like to run.

UK
Joined March 2009
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12 DAYS OF XMAS - DAY 2! 👀 Giveaway time! ⚡️ 📸 Screenshot the video ♻️ Repost 💬 Show us the shirt you landed on & your size That's all. Good luck! 🎁🎄
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On Saturday I’m running my first ultra since being diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. Please donate to @CrohnsColitisUK if you can, and send messages of support if you can’t. #WW50 @centurionrunner justgiving.com/fundraising/j…
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My dog is taking pre-season seriously
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Me before the Euros: All I want is for England to reach a major final in my lifetime. Me two hours before the final:
WOW!!! Another week has just flown by!!!! Which means it is time for another #giveaway 😀 Simply RT for your chance to win a case of refreshing, isotonic #liquidgold 🍻 Winner will be announced at 5pm(ish) tonight 👍 GOOD LUCK!!! 🍻
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We've got a brand new way to enjoy race coverage this year -- the WSER App Now available for IOS and Android. The app features curated feeds from Twitter, simplified runner tracking, WSER finisher archives…
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☀️ With another sunny weekend on the cards, what would be better than sitting in the garden with a few, chilled cans of #liquidgold 🍻 Simply RT for your chance to win 😀 Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!! ☀️
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Morning guys … yes I know it’s early but it looks like it’s going to be a scorcher! Spotted this poster out and about on my travels … stay safe guys 🙏🐶 #dogs #heat #heatwave #staysafe
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Think I’ve found my tattoo
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Here's a happy story to end the week. For years @RonJichardson and I had fantasised about going to New York. For almost as long as we'd known each other we'd dreamt of going and having a holiday there. In 2011 we sorted it and set off on our adventure.
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DOG FOUND: one of my friends found this dog in Richmond Park this afternoon between the ballet school and Pen Ponds Car Park. It’s been taken to Battersea Dogs Home. Anyone know of anyone who has lost a dog? ☹️❤️
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It is the first #giveaway of 2021!!!! 😍 Simply RT for your chance to win a case of our #liquidgold 🍻 And it is delivered direct to your door 📦 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 😀 Winner announced at 5pm (ish) today 👍 GOOD LUCK!!! 🍻
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Another week and another case to #giveaway so lets make it a good one!!! 🍻 Simply RT this post and you could be our lucky winner 👍 Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today ✔️
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‘Parks and Recreation’ star Joe Biden has been cast as President of the United States. He will replace ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump. (Source: @cnnbrk)
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Just occurred to me that even in the last week I haven't seen a single "Biden his time" gag. BIDEN HIS TIME
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As a Brit I regularly find myself marvelling at the name WOLF BLITZER. Like being called LYNX HELLFIRE or JACKAL BERSERKER. COYOTE NAPALM.
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Well lets try and make this #Freiday a little bit better for someone 👍 Simply RT this post and you could be our lucky #winner 🍻 You could be having a case of #liquidgold delivered to your door 😀 Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today!!! GOOD LUCK!! 🍻
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Nov 5, 1955 was a red-letter date in the history of science... in Back to the Future, Doc Brown invented the Flux Capacitor which makes time travel possible. #80s #bttf
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Powerful closing argument
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Another great family #80s Halloween costume idea...
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