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Nicholas Jackson single handedly defeated 114 charges 😃

Lawyers on my tl loan ya 3750 mtu alipelekwa small claims court what's the worst that can happen

Arsenal made Bayern Munich play a low block at the Allianz Stadium

saka is the only player in the league they mark with more than 3 players every time he gets the ball, and i honestly don’t know why

🟡 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔵 Your Sunday starters 👊 🤝 Presented by @deel

I want to offer an apology to the people of Nairobi, Kenya. The passion you have your city and homeland is amazing… We all make mistakes. I misspoke, and I am sorry to anyone I have offended.🙌

BREAKING NEWS: Ministry of Health Suspends All Govt Meetings, Seminars in Hotels After Ebola Case read.kenyans.co.ke/EZgsq

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Our Gunners. Premier League football is back in N5 👊 🤝 Presented by @Deel

Many people have not understood what KRA means when it says, KRA is introducing stock management system in eTIMS. This is what KRA means. Let us say you run a hardware store, or an electronic shop, or a car spare parts shop, or a petrol station. You buy 100 bags of cement from Simba Cement. Simba gives you an eTIMS receipt. Through that sale, Simba has told KRA, we have sold 100 bags of cement to xyz ltd. KRA on the other end says sawa boss. Then it automatically replenishes your cement quantity in your eTIMS account. You now have 100 bags in your eTIMS available to sell. Every time you make an eTIMS sale, the quantity is deducted from those 100 bags. You sell 20 bags. You have 80 left. You sell another 50. You have 30 left. Now, this is where things get interesting. - eTIMS will not allow you to generate eTIMS receipts when your cement quantity hit zero. It will not permit you to sell air. The same thing applies to a petrol station. Your supplier sells you 1,000 litres of petrol. That supplier's eTIMS sale tells KRA you received 1,000 litres. KRA instantly replenishes your eTIMS stock by 1,000 litres. You sell 700 litres. eTIMS deducts the 700 litres. You should now have 300 litres remaining. KRA can see the whole movement from the top of Times Tower. And when the 1,000 litres are finished, you cannot continue selling & issuing eTIMS invoices. When your supplier makes the next sale to you, your eTIMS stock is replenished and you can start selling again. So if the business owner declared in his tax return that he had zero litres of petrol left. KRA will call him behind the tent. Wamwambie. Ndugu, ona. You bought 1,000 ltrs. You sold 700. Saa hii unasema iko zero. Where are the other 300 ltrs? KRA says it is introducing this system to make your business fully visible to KRA. So as to reduce tax evasion.

DStv is set to reduce and restructure its package prices in Kenya from November, following Canal+’s takeover of MultiChoice.

What’s the point of doing a DNA test after raising a child for 12 years? How do you expect a young child to handle the trauma of suddenly hearing you aren’t their biological father? At that point, you are their dad. Period. What’s wrong with some men 🤦🏾‍♀️

DNA delayed is school fee & rent paid plus other unnecessary demands. Hadi mtaalam kwa wizara ya wanawake na ndoa alisongeshewa beacon na akawekelewa cumzigo. What's even more shocking is daughter of Agrippina saying "Me I'm surprised myself". Nobody is above the programme. 😂😂

🗣️ Greece manager Ivan Jovanovic on Tzolis: “How am I supposed to handle it? I’m his coach, I tell him to come off and he tells me: ‘I’m not coming off.’ What am I supposed to do?” 😳 via @dimitrismanakos

Can you imagine Saka putting these balls into Gyökeres every week?

You’ve gotta pick one to start at RW - make your choice! 👇

Whoever told Saka to shoot at every instance since last season actually took one of the best creators from our hand

We go again after the international break.