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A Galaxy Far Far Away
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If someone had a positive impact on your life, you should tell them. They might not know, might need to hear it, or could be gone too soon – at Edgewood, KY
If you’re going to tell me the single thing I know definitively about women (that many if not most of them want three different beverages at all times) is untrue I’m going to start questioning my whole reality
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I ask this with kindness in my heart, but who is telling these women that their lips look good like that? I accidentally offered someone Benadryl today because I thought they got stung by a bee
Sometimes I can’t tell if people are just being nice or if they really think that terrible tattoo artist is making good stuff…. I get that art is subjective but come on
I’m pretty sure when end stage capitalism creates a situation where average millennials can’t afford an iced coffee 4-7 days a week that will finally be the impetus for revolution
Yesterday a 14 year old said I had a “flat booty” when I was doing a plank. Utterly devastating, still haven’t recovered
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am thinking back to when the Brooklyn media elite crowd snarkily berated #DontLookUp for supposedly being too heavy handed and unrealistic
Damn this is a good show…. Is there anyone left not watching #TedLasso
#TedLassoSeason3
Plz, Plz, Can you accept my invitation so that I can get free cash?
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Todays particular version of a capitalist hellscape is sitting in various airports working from a laptop waiting on delayed flights and missing connections…. Love it here
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‘i love you’
★☆☆☆☆
‘What means more to me is honor and loyalty and character. These are the reasons I serve you, Lady Kryze. Your song has not yet written. I will serve you until it is.’
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Absolutely no rules at the airport. Money has no meaning, people laying in the floor, totally normal to drink booze and eat Doritos/pizza before 7am… Modern day Deadwood
Lady Kryze, you’re song is not yet written, and I will serve you until it is!
Literal tears in my eyes, hell yeah
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