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Need to thoroughly investigate how to get tickets for this, just to ensure there's an absolute 0% chance of me doing it by accident.
U2. Rather shite in my hands and clap.
When McCann ends up back in the studio, how can any1 take him seriously?
Shown time & again he knows nothing about how to win or influence a game. He has a cheek analysing anything
Maybe be getting on better if he hadnt spent pre season on the piss doing karaoke
McCann has played 10 men for an hour and 80 minutes this season. We lost one and drew today.
Get this fraud back in the studio.
Goalie catches the ball outside the box, not an exaggeration to say every single person in the ground sees it.
Apart from Matthew McDermid and his team. It's like he actively tries to go viral every week with increasingly worse decisions.
Killie v St Johnstone. An all timer heads gone in the away end as Saints equalise and Killie retake the lead 30 seconds later.
A few individual crackers - my favourite was the guy battering fuck out his chair with his scarf. Never seen anger like it 🤣
James Acaster has ruined a pretty bad series of The Traitors
I get not wanting to lie, & I blame producers for allowing a situation where someone who wanted to be a Faithful, got recruited as Traitor
But muddle through the roundtable & get caught. Dont literally spoil the game
Need to start calling @paulmont86 "The Hammer" cos his ability to hit the nail on the heid is unparalleled!
Some incredible rants here.
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Storm Boelo? Just been a 10k run. Trees down. Trampolines out of gardens. A guy walking his dug in tshirt and shorts.
The Scottish are built different man 👊
I could no more pick a favourite comedy show out of these two than I could pick a favourite kid out of my two children.
Achingly funny on your first watch or your fifth rewatch.
Wild how the rest of us in the gym are managing to work out without making grunt noises that sound somewhere between taking a massive shit and returning a ball in a Grand Slam tennis final...
I didn't think we could top Jerry Hall's comment that James Blunt was "as smooth as butter on hot corn"
But tonight she said "his face is redder than a fox's ass at gooseberry time", so here we are...
#CelebrityTraitors
Yes, i absolutely did pick up on The Simpsons reference straight away 🤣🤣
The best player in the world doesnt need to say he is the best.
The world decides.
We all know who the best is.
In Rome.
This could be a Father Ted episode and you can just imagine it.
Dougal all chuffed he's been chosen for the annual Handsome Priests calendar.
Proudly telling everyone on the island.
Oblivious that its basically soft core pornography, and it causes a scandal.
Book 8 of 2026. Probably still just about on to hit my resolution of reading 12.
The basis of 'Legends' on Netflix. Worth a read. A bit arse-twitching when describing some undercover missions where they nearly got rumbled!
Pocognoli talks a good game
Tells u he's going to play high-pressing, attacking, aggressive football
Actually plays shite in 2 games against Slovenia, naively awful vs Switzerland, & beat a dreadful N Macedonia side while struggling to score from open play
Jury's out!
There will be a lot of picking over the bones after this disaster of a camp, but for me the biggest headscratcher is going one striker, playing that useless cunt McBurnie, but dropping goalscorer Bowie.
