Kelvin

The story of a programmer trying to get a printer to work again: First 8 months -> update drivers, code custom scripts, and clean out printer like a maniac - still not working Last night -> give up and slam the printer in frustration, a cashew rolls out - printer now works 🤦🏾‍♂️ – at Sandy Springs, GA

Hey @apple On the iPhone Duo, while open horizontally, and using the split keyboard, the feature to long press the space bar to move the cursor does not work intermittently. Please fix this! Product issue submitted already.

I once got a comment on TikTok: “wow, a black programmer guy, that’s new 😁👍” Here’s how I responded: instagram.com/reel/DfFvGtQx-…

My iPhone Duo availability alert script is still working well. I get notifications for one or two a day from local stores. They sell out in minutes before the next check interval 15 minutes later. If looking for an iPhone Duo and live near a store start checking at 8am.

Type into ChatGPT what my power and water bills would have looked like in the 80s

This is the 1st time in life I’m actually happy I’ve never played Ocarina of Time before

Since we are all using AI to code now, does PHP still suck?

You can’t code your way out of bad business logic 😵‍💫

That moment when I’m coding to fix a bug and the correct solution shows itself while I’m knee deep into coding a hack

When you finally win, it's going to be more interesting to look back at the losses it took to get there, rather than the wins.

Protect your time first, then your money.

[roadmap.sh](roadmap.sh/) has gotta be one of the best free resources to avoid analysis paralysis around what to learn next for a particular technical field

You ever fix a bug, and then just sit there and smile? 😩🤔😁

Cheated on grandma’s word puzzle game using A.I. and took credit for solving the last word she was stuck on for weeks. The bar for grandsons has been raised.

Product manager: “Would it be easy to just add…” Me: 🎟️

Don’t let your ego win

Remote working and isolated coding seems to fit a lot of software developer personalities, but I believe that person-to-person interaction is very healthy/needed for us too.

Maintaining a house is really about deciding what will stay broken and for how long.

I’m so upset that em dashes were taken from me. Can’t use them now without my writing looking AI-ish.