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Kalenga.

@KVLENGA

this too shall pass.

Joined July 2020
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I want South Africans to start making fun music again. This prayer warrior music is boring now. Make songs about stupid things again
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@iammdonline18h
Mind you, he’s a man with a big dick attached to him tryna be a woman. Be a boy bitch
Queerty (@Queerty) profile pictureQueerty@QueertyOct 28
“I’d rather be dead than vote red.” Election Day advice from TS Madison, get your ballots in before November 3rd!
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Vusi.Mz🦉 (@YouDunnoVusi) profile picture
Vusi.Mz🦉@YouDunnoVusi21h
Why is her bum so long though??😭😭😭🧍🏾‍♂️
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You started this shit, asshole.
TheBlaze (@theblaze) profile pictureTheBlaze
@theblazeOct 29
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Kenya will open the newly built 60,000 capacity Talanta Stadium with a game between Bayern Munich and Ajax on January 5th, 2027.
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Daniel
@General_D__11h
sporty will never introduce this option even if it’s 1.001. you can’t lose if you play it.
Itzamp⚡️✨ (@UnderCartel1) profile pictureItzamp⚡️✨
@UnderCartel113h
How many games do you think you’ll accumulate to get 1.50 odds ?
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miss lira (@Kg28760) profile picture
miss lira@Kg2876017h
Stop shoving this woman down our throats maan! 🚮
Newzroom Afrika (@Newzroom405) profile pictureNewzroom Afrika
@Newzroom40519h
“South Africans have a right to protest." March and March leader Jacinta Ngobese-Zuma says instead of interdicting only the movement from protesting, the government should also interdict everyone, including foreign nationals accused of peddling drugs. She says the government is only shutting down one voice.
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.@__Mamass__Oct 28
This is funny cuz folk don’t realize he’s only a celebrity because he was getting chased by a rival gang & ran into an acting school & due to his looks they casted him. The rest is history
Duff (@duffthebrand) profile pictureDuff
@duffthebrandOct 27
Arnez????????????
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3️⃣⭐️ Cristiano Ronaldo delivers the 67th hat-trick of his career… at 41 years old. 🇵🇹 985 career gosls. 9️⃣8️⃣5️⃣
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Reese@reesespieces079Oct 28
Jay Z recruited all these big names in the industry and sold them a false dream just to snake them out in the end
Randy Savage (@FlyManRan) profile pictureRandy Savage@FlyManRanOct 27
Hov scammed all them niggas with that Tidal deal and now he’s headlining the “Apple Music” halftime show… you seriously can’t make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣
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🦋@___MicahJOct 28
Let’s not forget the girl was a literal prostitute
iamnevaehakira (@neveahfinest) profile pictureiamnevaehakira@neveahfinestOct 28
Idk why yall mad, im single.
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10 years ago today, Dave dropped ‘Wanna Know (Remix)’ featuring Drake Here’s the moment Dave and his friends heard the remix for the very first time…
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🚨🏟️ OFFICIAL: AC Milan and Inter unveil new Generali Stadium from season 2031/32! San Siro will be demolished according to current plan. The two clubs will both build new stadium with the naming rights sold to Generali until 2052 for €650M.
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We$t (@flygodT) profile picture
We$t
@flygodT12h
He manifested death too much
Lolade (@Lolade4PF) profile pictureLolade@Lolade4PF13h
You listen to 2pac enough. Youll know he couldn’t see 30 years of age
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Vincent Kompany has been released from hospital! ❤️
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Shallipopi (@plutomaniapopi) profile picture
Shallipopi
@plutomaniapopi14h
Ogo musky!! Which speaker Una Dey use jam am?
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❤️‍🩹🫂 Nasser Al Khelaifi with Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, supporting PSG star after the ACL surgery.
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ً@BICONlC16h
she was 21 touching topics like domestic violence, misogyny and self empowerment, today’s girls are double her age still singing about their high school boyfriends
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase23h
24 years ago, Christina Aguilera released ‘Stripped.’
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Manje laboGoku😭😭😭😭😭
Msunu ka Johann Rupert (@ZizinjaAbelungu) profile pictureMsunu ka Johann Rupert
@ZizinjaAbelunguOct 28
They have all been arrested. Thank you, South Africa! 🙏🏾🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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I swear I hate you niggas so much dawg!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokeness11h
Cobb County honors Native Americans by having an African American in tribal attire identify as being an "indigenous person" This could be a South Park skit
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