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saying land ho as i crash my boat into a dock and cause massive infrastructural damages over $1,000,000
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“Congratulations on exceeding every performance goal this year. Unfortunately, you’ve only met expectations. Fuck you.”
-Your annual review
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I’m really trying to resist the urge to be a killjoy but none of these politicians are gonna do shit. It’s gotta be us
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Vote left. Vote right. Nothing ever changes.
Your money keeps buying less.
The cost of living keeps going up.
Wages don’t keep up.
The debt keeps growing.
Houses keep getting more expensive.
The wars continue.
No matter who wins, the outcomes never change.
This isn’t a left or right problem.
It’s a system problem.

























