Kitty Pryde

I am not a rapper. Why do people think I'm a rapper? Has Mystique stolen my identity?

Wait, that was no chicken. It's Howard the Duck.

Someone (Doop) appears to have vomited an entire bicycle, a live chicken and many gallons of rum onto the floor of the teachers' lounge.

I hear thunder in the west wing of the school today. Sounds like ethics class isn't going so well for @OroroJGS.

Wolverine wants to take a bunch of students to the Savage Land to teach them "Survival 101"? Um...I've got a bad feeling about this.

Did the date go well? Let's just say my lips are still frosty.

Let's all just try to get things back to normal around here, okay? Please start by ignoring the smell of burning clown.

Uh... why am I dressed like a cowgirl?

Another day, another bunch of knives to be thrown at my face. Such is life in the circus.

Candidates for president include Anole, Armor, Phoebe Cuckoo and... god help me... @QQuire.

Also, don't forget, we have Grey School student government elections coming up soon.

We're letting the students vote here at the school. Though of course @HenryMcCoyPhD's voting machines have already gained sentience.

Be you human or mutant, don't forget to vote today, people.

Until further notice, the school will remain on high alert.

Reports from the field suggest that Sabretooth and his squad of killers may be working with the Hellfire Club. Not good.

Ugh, just realized that @xantostarblood follows me on twitter. The alien guy who made me fake-pregnant with Brood. Kinda creepy, right?

As much as they drove me crazy, some of those other candidates would also be great additions. I'm keeping their applications just in case.

It's great to finally have @OroroJGS back in the fold.