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20 years in tech, a PhD, and your favorite digital Uncle (who just turned 25). Decoding complex tech & guiding the next generation.

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Joined June 2009
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Kagan retweeted
My new girl took me to this lodge last weekend, it was so fun that I had to take my real girl there. We're here now & it's so boring.
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Trust no man
iPhone Duo unboxing… Unceremoniously unboxing my $2000 smartphone before baptizing it!
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Kagan retweeted
My iPhone Duo has been working great because I have not actively tried to break it.
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He’s not lying 😂 Past two days I’ve pretty much solely been using my Duo and tonight I picked up my 18 pro max and it felt like this obnoxiously tall skinny foreign device. That’s wildddd
Just picked up my old iPhone and it genuinely felt like this
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Inside this El Niño, somebody say make I off my gen. I’m making noise? I’m making noise! Ahhhh
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Be like Harry Kane, leave that toxic relationship today, Nkechi. You too Emeka!
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“The Aluminum on the iPhone 18 Pro sucks and it should be made out of titanium” “The iPhone Duo has Titanium and is the heaviest iPhone ever” This is what I mean by you cant satisfy internet people. If the iPhone Duo had aluminum people would cry if the frame gets dented If the pro mx had titanium they would cry even harder about the weight. You can find a complaint about every single phone on the market Too thin, Too heavy, Costs too much, fingerprint reader, face unlock, face id, battery size, cameras, ram, screen brightness, bezels, OS start up speed, no magnets, magnets too strong, magnets too weak, repairability
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Y’all laughed at him and judged him. He just wanted his baby. She became of age and went straight to her daddy. Ain’t left his side since.
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Kagan retweeted
Cooking and cleaning is 'not gendered' But providing is. Modern men must be going through a lot
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So we have gotten the phone for him Thanks to @KaganTech recommendations on Instagram We got him the itel A300+ which has 7000mah battery capacity and a 22500mah power bank I am not gonna lie the itel is really worth more than its price. Can’t wait for his reaction when he gets the phone tomorrow.
So it’s that time of the year again Hard work deserves to be seen. So Every year, we recognize the best worker on our farm pick them and reward them accordingly This has become a regular tradition now so the boys are already anticipating who we will announce as the winner It’s a very close one this year so the boys have been waiting to hear this year’s winner. Although some of them already know that they stand no chance of winning anything those lazy goats 😂 So our 2026 best worker of the year winner is an Hausa guy from kaduna This guy work rate this year is unbelievable There is practically no task on the farm that he doesn’t know how to do Give him a motorized sprayer and this guy will comfortably cover 3-4 acres in a day. Consistency like that deserves more than just applause. So to reward him we are going to be buying him An Android phone worth ₦200,000 A ₦30,000 power bank I know someone will say why not give him the money It’s because I have noticed the guy uses one small phone and he likes listening to music with his radio So it’s better I buy him something I know will improve his daily life than give him cash that could disappear in a few days. so I like buying them things that I have observed that they lack and can’t afford to buy for themselves. When they give him the phone next week I will upload video of his reaction here.
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Kagan retweeted
selling fake / expired medicine to sick persons is equivalent to ( attempted ) mass murder.
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Kagan retweeted
Omo. Can’t believe you guys are using 1.2m to buy ordinary watch.
Tissot Le Locle Powermatic 80 39mm Gold tone case Silver guilloche dial Display case back 80hrs power reserve 🏷💵 ₦1️⃣,2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣
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One confirmed Ebola case in Abuja. She's isolated. It's not airborne, and nobody can give it to you before their symptoms start. Fever after travel or contact with someone sick? Skip the chemist. Call NCDC 6232 first. And abeg, no salt water. Share to save lives
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I love how Kagan just Kagans
I just ordered the most ridiculous burger to celebrate doing absolutely nothing all day. So proud of myself. Such a king, purrrr!
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October 20, 2020. A day Nigeria will never forget. 🕊️ The EndSARS protest remains a defining moment in our history.
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You've gotta stand for something, can't be going around agreeing with the public on everything.
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Kagan retweeted
Oh your maiden name huh? Which time were you a maiden, ehn Agatha? You wey dey climb mango tree for small?
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Kagan retweeted
I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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The easiest way to make money is to collect it from your parents.
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Kagan retweeted
Common sense.
What's stopping you from recreating this with your person?👀
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