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Kal the Catfish

@KalKatDaddy7

22 alcoholic (working on it) fish man political position: wabi sabi not as interesting as you think I am

Joined August 2018
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Bar etiquette from a man from Wisconsin with a seasoned liver 1. Get wasted. The bar and its workers decided to work in an industry that relies on addiction. Remind them of the risks. 2. Tip what you can afford. Its not your fault the bartender became a bartender
leath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️ (@texturedprotein) profile pictureleath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️@texturedproteinOct 27
im gonna start a new Bar-Goer’s Etiquette tweet series for young trans girls attending girls nights both at my bars and across the country bc a lot of u seem to just Not Know Shit, and that’s fine! but it’s a nightmare to serve you lol
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marcy@iloveyou01031Oct 29
maybe if a beer wasnt $10 we wouldnt have to pregame
leath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️ (@texturedprotein) profile pictureleath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️@texturedproteinOct 27
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i shouldn’t have to say this: Do Not Come To The Bar Already Wasted! this can get the business shut down if something goes wrong. you wanna ruin the space for everyone? that’s how you do that. bartenders can lose their certifications over this and it won’t even be their own fault
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eliina🦌@girl_cocksOct 28
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has successfully slain a SECOND WITHER and has granted the people of New York jump boost and regeneration.
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverOct 26
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani releases 40,000 more 9/11 records that NYC kept hidden for 25 years.
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My heart goes out to the british people
Kezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027 (@KakedUpKat) profile pictureKezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027@KakedUpKatOct 27
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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Ball@basedball_Oct 28
One of my favorite class of posts is when catholics basically just tell everyone they masturbated an hour ago
♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰ (@ZamfeerHattim) profile picture♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰@ZamfeerHattimOct 27
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I send this to my friend every time she posts abt vaping
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Every tweet I see with this fuckass cow's the kosher retarded take on the platform
Joe🇹🇷🇭🇺|🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇷🇮🇷 (@ageaorig45) profile pictureJoe🇹🇷🇭🇺|🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇷🇮🇷@ageaorig45Oct 28
Atheist when you ask them to morally condemn slavery (With an atheists moral criteria there’s nothing wrong with slavery in its purest sense)
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Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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marvin@dixiemansoniteOct 28
Fixed
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Anonymous Yeagerist (@AnonYeagerist) profile pictureAnonymous Yeagerist@AnonYeageristOct 27
Fixed
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MC Squared@mcsquared34Oct 26
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Where does everyone stand on drug prohibition?
15%0 Tolerance (no booze)
35%alc and weed
30%legalize everything
20%in between, pls elaborate
20 votes • Final results
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THE BOND LINES ARE IN THE TREES THEYRE IN THE TREES
吳偉雄 (@jonlpan) profile picture吳偉雄@jonlpanOct 26
make this the cover of every organic chemistry textbook
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me (@twetsfyp) profile picture
me
@twetsfypOct 26
Life before this tweet was posted in 2022
Sam Altman (@sama) profile pictureSam Altman
@sama30 Nov 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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If what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, would i not have a vested interest in suffer-maxxing?
s. ceren (FEMMEPATH) (@turk1shprincess) profile pictures. ceren (FEMMEPATH)@turk1shprincessOct 26
Bringing this back
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barbarism critic
@barbarismcritOct 24
We really can’t have shit anymore huh
Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) profile pictureJared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcererOct 24
None! #PenisRippedOffByPenisGnomes
Alex (@alexxdebut) profile pictureAlex
@alexxdebutOct 21
how u arrange it?
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So much wrong with this 5-meo on the wishlist but regular DMT is too scary Never trying Xanax because scary benzos but ghb and alcohol? Hell yeah! Im tired boss
Supplement Maxer (@supplementmaxer) profile pictureSupplement Maxer
@supplementmaxerOct 22
drug tier list (this is not a recommendation or advice)
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Im gonna go out on a limb and say the dispensary is probably not as bad as the carts in smokeshops filled with random ass synthetic cannabinoids Like i saw one a few years ago that was 11-OH-THC THE FUCKING METABOLITE OF THC. THE SHIT YOUR LIVER TURNS IT INTO
nay (@jmaingg) profile picturenay@jmainggOct 22
Dispensary weed.
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Never thought id side with a cheater but holy fuck brother seems allergic to improving his mind and body for a woman
nick (@The24thFrame) profile picturenick@The24thFrameOct 22
damn dude that’s crazy I wonder why she’d do that
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Why are you making Woke twitter look sane?
Peppermint 🧇🎈 / 🎱🎀 (@PeppermintSw) profile picturePeppermint 🧇🎈 / 🎱🎀
@PeppermintSwOct 23
This is my vent art
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