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In line to see animal collective play in brooklyn and everyone around me has NPR voice
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No pussy that would buy a car from tesla would ever even think about disobeying the police
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i already feel superior to people who care about influencers so you can imagine the astronomical levels of superiority i feel over anyone who enjoys this
influencers are dead
this AI freak DJ made with GPT Astra 6 got 9.9M views and $19,433 on one clip
> generate a guy in a grey suit with a mushroom bowl cut in ChatGPT
> pick the biggest stage you can find: a DJ booth at a sold-out show
> swap him behind the decks with Seedance 2.5
> caption it like it's nothing, "quick DJ set"
1M likes on a guy whose haircut looks like a mushroom
and his creator already sells a "make your own AI character" course in the bio
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With Israel’s election two weeks away, Lesley Stahl travels to the West Bank, where militant Israeli settlers have carried out violent attacks against the Palestinians, often with impunity. The Israeli government is showing an unwillingness to crack down on the violence.
Tonight on 60 Minutes.
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BREAKING: Iranian officials say they will soon release the audio of several voicemails Donald Trump left them in which he begs, threatens, attempts to bribe, and finally cries for them to open up the Strait of Hormuz so gas prices will go down before Americans vote on November 3.
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andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male
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They gave him a poverty penalty on his last Argentina game
The story of his career 😭😭😭😭😭
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My fantasy football league has the WORST last place punishment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 loser has to kill themselves

































