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You can really find positivity anywhere. Even a nightmare gives you relief in the morning
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BREAKING: Democratic socialist Nithya Raman unseats Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, NBC News projects, another win for the left in a major city. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
"I'm afraid we might lose Matt Nagy to a head coaching job" is not a sentence I thought I'd be saying before the season started
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NFC Offensive Player of The Month (October)
Malik Nabers: 36 REC for 502 YDs and two TDs.
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Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house.
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Bitch the Hulk said anybody but Hakeem
Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house.
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The first ever native American politician to be elected in the US is now in charge of New Mexico. Over 250 years of colonisers ruling your land, and here she comes. It's late, very late, but it means the world. I hope many more follow.
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having the same kid actors re-appear through the series was so smart. it feels like a real school and i’m going to be devastated when she graduates this season😭
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No Arab man his age will hear the end of this. Especially given he already has a medical degree under his belt and now a senate seat. In that regard he may be the single worst thing to have happened to Arab men in modern history.
lmao why wouldn’t he just compliment the defense? That goes a long way either way.
#Browns QB Shedeur Sanders on the Saints defense:
"Yeah, I've seen a lot. When I smile, just know that means something. (laughs) I'm maturing, you know what I'm saying? I'm maturing. Like, I could have gave that a decent answer, but now I'm just going to smile."
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Spurs legend Tim Duncan was spotted standing in line with other voters in San Antonio for the 2026 midterm elections.
(Via @JeffGSpursZone )
Exterminators are going around the office and i just dropped an Oreo mini. It’s a race against time to find it
