"Give us another chance. I'll suck your cock!" -JD Vance
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Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"

Sep 16, 2026 ยท 8:57 PM UTC

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So its either $5,000 or getting your cock sucked
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Of course you mock with homosexuality. Bigot.
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La guerra de irรกn los jodiรณ, si no estarรญan relajados.
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Hold on now cause politician is a little much for mt peasant lifestyle. I might be able to capitalize off this
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Homelanderใชใ‚‰ใฌPenis sucker
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๊ธฐํšŒ๋Š” ์—†์„๋“ฏํ•˜๋‹ค ํŠธ๋Ÿผํ”„๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค ๋ง์ณฃ๋‹ค ์„ธ์ƒ๋„ ์งˆ์„œ๋„ ๋ฏธ๊ตญ ๋Œ€ํ†ต๋ น ํ•œ๋ช… ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ์˜จ ์„ธ์ƒ์ด ๋ถˆํ–‰ํ•˜๋‹ค ์ œ๋ฐœ ์ •์‹ ๋ณ‘์ž ๋ฏธ์น˜๊ด‘์ด๋Š” ๋ฝ‘์ง€ ๋ง์•„์ค„๋ž˜ ๋ฏธ๊ตญ์‹œ๋ฏผ๋“ค์•„
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What kills me is that he didn't even ask politely.
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more like ill fuck your couch
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on live tv???
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You lefties would of been seeing Kamala say this if she was the president instead second chances work sometimes
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Omg exactly how it sounds ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Heโ€™s such a whiny little bitch
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It's funny that even now magas are going into the replies of QRTs and acting like they're all tough shit as if they're not resorting to begging for another chance.
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Them fucks ain't even convincing anyone haha
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They blew it. Epstein files, Fuel , food prices. They're finished
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As long as it's on the couch.
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After Peter Teil? Eww.
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"You want me to eat your shit? I'll eat your fuckinf shit." We're making America great again, boys.
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the couches are going to get jealous with all that dick sucking
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โ€œWithout teeth this time!โ€
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This man had so much control and presence when debating waltzโ€ฆ now, itโ€™s sad
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When your enemy says they wanna suck your dick, they just want a chance to bite it off.
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Hereโ€™s your new lip gloss
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2 more years to finish destroying this country
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No Go directly to jail Do not pass go Do not collect 200 dollars
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They know they're all going to jail
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Not even with a condom and a borrowed dick.
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