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Kate Barton

@Kate_Unscripted

Writer + Comic + Sexy Mama

Joined May 2009
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Great writers aren’t great first-drafters. They’re great rewriters. #screenwriting
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A little illumination! Our chandelier rises on Broadway for the final time 🌹

Chandelier Rises over Broadway

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Mid Coast comedy returns tomorrow (and every Thursday) with @IamAaronNaylor @Kate_Unscripted @sadbtchjoos_esq @Barnesmostly at #centralstage in @GrandCenter. Doors 7pm. Show kicks off at 8pm. metrotix.com/events/detail/m…
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Ace✨@smolpootatoe19 Oct 2022
All of us getting ready to judge strangers again #LoveIsBlind
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Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.
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Angela@angelamarie8520 Jun 2022
This is my friend’s dog. Please share! – at Maplewood, MO
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My boys’ puppy is missing in #stl. Likely in Maplewood or Dogtown. Please help us get her home and DM me if you can drive & search tonight. ♥️
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rob delaney
@robdelaney14 Jun 2022
Spilled a great deal of mustard on the *airplane shirt* I just wore to see Top Gun: Maverick. Looks like it’s carpet bombing a runway of all beef franks for slovenly dads like me. Call sign: #Foodfight
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rob delaney
@robdelaney17 Jun 2022
🪷It’s the first day of #DadBunzSummer! RT to save a life.
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Angela@angelamarie8525 May 2022
These are strong words. Stronger still would be the NBA refusing to play until action is taken. Cancel the Stanley Cup playoffs. No more baseball. Start costing billionaires money. – at Maplewood, MO
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@warriors24 May 2022
Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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rob delaney
@robdelaney15 Apr 2022
You’ve received a visit from the #SturdyDad. RT to keep the timeline shenanigan-free.
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Breaking!
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At bedtime the 8 yo told me his teacher said: “Think of your mind like a pond full of fish and each fish is a feeling. Try to be the pond, not the fish.” And all I can say is primary school has significantly improved.
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Malala Yousafzai
@Malala4 Mar 2022
Heartbroken at the loss of life in Peshawar. I send prayers & support to victims & their loved ones. Our leaders must guarantee safety to all including Shia, Hazara, Hindu, Christian, Pashtun and Baloch. There is no peace until the most vulnerable can live and worship freely.
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@cnnbrk4 Mar 2022
At least 56 people were killed in a blast at a Shia mosque during Friday prayers in Pakistan's northwestern city of Peshawar cnn.it/3vCWMJe
ISIS claims responsibility for blast killing dozens at Shia mosque in Pakistan’s Peshawar | CNN

ISIS claims responsibility for blast killing dozens at Shia mosque in Pakistan’s Peshawar | CNN

The Islamic State (ISIS) has claimed responsibility for Friday’s attack on a Shia mosque in Pakistan’s northwestern city of Peshawar that killed at least 61 people and injured another 196.

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Jenn Williams@jenn_ruth4 Mar 2022
If you thought amateur epidemiology Twitter was bad, may I humbly introduce you this evening to amateur nuclear reactor safety Twitter.
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When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.
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Angela@angelamarie853 Mar 2022
News orgs - maybe consider removing paywalls on articles that tell us how we can donate to Ukraine
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"[Russia] brought crematoriums with them... we don't want to kill them" Ukrainian President Zelensky tells a press conference "the end of the world has arrived" bit.ly/3vFBTgu
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"Bro, the currency of real success is not driven by greed but created by generosity." - Brosef Aurelius
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WEST SIDE STORY (2021) is easily one of Spielberg's most vibrant films. All the individual shots in the film to appreciate the wide color palette... #VashiFrames
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Josh Gad
@joshgad28 Feb 2022
I would like to see Multiverse of madness; not be living IN a Multiverse of madness
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