Kaye Foley

Oh god. Whatever you do, random office in NYC, don’t restore it.

This is how it felt in NYC tonight. He’s back.

On vacation in Germany, and I am just blown away by the majestic beauty. Also, the mountains are nice.

I want more.

Stay Puft marshmallow man, but he’s Catholic.

Every dress right now has major homemade snowflake energy rn. Enough with the cutouts please.

Oh, you're a female and a sports fan? Hmm, can we offer you something hideous and bedazzled to wear?

Then my “ass” what?!?! Spam calls are getting really aggressive.

We’re from a traditional household. On Christmas Eve, we celebrate the arrival of Barbie, Mr. Potato Head, and My Little Pony to await the birth of the Christ child.

Said goodbye to our sweet Wesley Harrison Ford Foley (full name) today. I want everyone to know he was the best pup. And weirdly, like really handsome, right?