Kristi retweeted
After being wrongfully evicted, I may be homeless on Monday. I need emergency housing until my Social Security arrives Nov. 6, but shelter approval takes days and intake isn’t open weekends. Please donate or share my GoFundMe. Thank you. #Housing gofund.me/026f6bbed
Kristi retweeted
Hello everyone on the Interwoof. It is I, Chesnyy, Professional Good Girl™ and the one who has never stolen food from the counter. EVER.
I have suffered. I have shared. I have permitted a baby MOOSEWEILER to use my skull as a beanbag chair. I have said nothing. I have only sighed, as ladies do.
My birthday approaches, and I would like the Interwoof Gods to issue me a vehicle.
A 24-volt Bronco, please. Two seats. I will be using both. Not because I have a passenger. Because I have big girl hips. Important hips. Historic hips. Hips that paid their dues and will not be folded into a toddler bucket seat like a sad burrito.
I am ninety nine pounds of grace under pressure. I require a car in which no brother sits on the roof, no brother sits on my head, and no brother attempts to operate the radio with his teeth.
If a kind human sees this and thinks, “Yes. This girl has earned sheet metal,” this ships here:
amazon.ca/s?k=24V+Ford+Bronc…
I will sit like a senator. I will not eat the steering wheel. The baby Mooseweiler remains a liability.
Thank you for your attention to my hips.
Amen.
Woof.
#InterwoofGods #ChesnyyWantsWheels
OMG @robingatorgirl !!!
K9 Detective Roger Lawson & K9 Ali from @DaytonaBchPD are joining us this weekend in-studio for our Dog Days of Summer two-night event.
Be sure to tune into REELZ this Friday and Saturday night at 9pmET / 6pmPT to celebrate the K9 units that help keep our streets safe.










