KeepinItSoCal

Got a fresh jar of rosin and it’s packed to the brim

You’re fuzzy like a left nut

Oh shit! I found an old news clip of me Been with the culture since forever

This dab and a movie it rained was perfect

I hate it when I’m filming and I cannot get the shot that I need to complete the fucking video 😭🔫

If you drive a Tesla and have a hitch on it. I know you’re fucking retarded. Bottom of the barrel, triangle peg into the round hole, kinda stupid, lookin ass!

If someone makes fun of you for buying that silly like doohickey you like. Give them an old fashioned stone cold stunner.

3 years of dmv fees waived. Why? Ran into my wife’s friend there while she Was working. Biiiiitch. You saved me $1599 💅

They juices are flowing

Having to do a 1.3G dab in an erig

My first ever local event. Come get smoked out.

Dude. Social media manager for an actual company? Yes. Thank you ! 🙌🏼

My uncle works at a dispo and wanted me to try this

If your inflatable costume pops at the event. It’s on you.

I’m currently out of work. I’m at a coffee shop filling out apps There’s a homeless man in shambles out front It’s cold out today I bought him a coffee and gave him my last $4 I may be in a bad spot. But he’s in a worse spot.

Listening to @Dope_As_Usual EP Back from the dead is the only thing saving me for boredom at this dealership

Linktree deleted my account for having @simplymarythca on my listing 😅 I should have known better