IT nerd and Essex boy in Buckinghamshire. Epic consumer of BBQ foods. Infosec vendor customer wrangler. Occasionally wrong. Peasant user not willing to pay
Somewhere in the south
Joined February 2009
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Fabianski Game by numbers
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Oldest Player in the Premier League 🧤⚽️
#EPL #BOUWHU
Terrible today in Aylesbury @tesco Broadfields and @sainsburys Gatehouse. My wife (blue badge holder, limited mobility) and I intended to do our big Christmas shop. Neither store had functioning scooters for her. So we couldn't shop with them. @DisRightsUK
Volunteering at @BSidesLondon #BSidesLDN2024 this weekend. Expecting some fun
ALT A photo of me, standing in front of the event banner, featuring the mascot, a bear dressed as a Beefeater from the Tower of London
Cosmic Sans...
There's one mystery from spaceflight I have yet to solve,
when the first crew began their stay on the ISS, commander William Shepherd began keeping a ships log.
And I can't understand how these historic documents were published in Comic Sans. Was this an intentional choice by the astronaut, someone at NASA or just a glitch in the conversion software, after all there are a lot of glitches in the encoding, so it could be something related to that.
web.archive.org/web/20090710…
So happy to have treated friends and family to a hilarious evening with the incomparable @almurray tonight. #family #TaylorSwiftsTits #Rwanda – at Aylesbury, England
Waiting to see @almurray in Aylesbury tonight. Wondering what he'll be wearing.
Happy Hammer!
So nice to finally get the rub of the green with a VAR decision. Made sweeter that it came at the hands(feet?) of Manchester United.
Summerville looked amazingly impactful.
Just tuned in for Fantasia of British sea songs. My favourite part. #LastNightOfTheProms
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It is clear that @elonmusk needs to stay out of British politics.
RT if you agree.
Hey @George_Kurtz - do you need help with crisis management? I worked McAfee's 5958 bad dat issue in 2010 and was one of a handful of people recognised by DDW for the role we played in managing the incident. Genuine offer.
Sounds like Crowdstrike are having a fuick level event today. Oh, and Microsoft too.
#fuick #ifyouknowyouknow #5958 – at South East, England
Getting food ready for tomorrow's cup final with @UnchosenGarts @safesecs @Ermuntrude Come hungry. If nothing else, beef is coming home. #packercutbrisket #England #lowandslowbbq – at South East, England
Interesting to see Billie-Joe wearing a black hankie in his back right pocket. Never knew that was his thing! No kink shaming from me though. Rock on with your kink on!
#GreenDay #IsleOfWight #IfYouKnowYouKnow – at South East, England