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Kelechi

@KellexThoughts

Naija Culer πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬β€οΈπŸ’™ | Barca romantic by heart Football updates, chaos, hot takes & weekly rival club investigationsπŸ’€ Tiki-taka forever.

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Joined April 2026
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No ceremony. No presentation of award. No Invited guests. No family members. And someone is mentioning goat.πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 28
🚨 π—’π—™π—™π—œπ—–π—œπ—”π—Ÿ: More than 5,009 people voted MORE THAN ONCE for the B.O.A.T award which Cristiano Ronaldo won! ✨ β€’ 44 people voted between 10 and 26 times. β€’ 300 people voted between 5 and 9 times. β€’ 4,665 people voted between 2 and 4 times. Each vote costs €1.
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Balon d'or has lost it's credibility but your delusional fans voted more than once. πŸ˜‚ Serious cashing out by balon d'or organisers. 😭
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Banter God
@Banter_God17h
The first time touching I couldnt stand my body was electrifying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Banter_God15h
Bro was set up and placed in a coffin by his friends after he passed out. Man thought he is dead and is crying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Banter God
@Banter_God14h
Barbers are really suffering in Ghana πŸ˜‚. The second guy came to make it worse πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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All my cooked foods are ready 😭😭 Let's go... Try to the draft posts it helps alot Let's go πŸ”₯
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There are 3 Barcelona matches left before the international break in November: Alaves 🏠 Aston Villa 🏠 Atletico Madrid ✈️
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Ouchy
@Simeon_ouchyy16h
I don't know, Culers, if am I the only one who feels relieved after losing both matches. Honestly this reality check was exactly what this team needs. Now people are starting to doubt us and write us off as favourites to win anything this season, and honestly, I love it. The pressure is off, expectations are dropping, and we can quietly work on our weaknesses while everyone else counts us out. Earlier, the whole fanbase was praying for us to lose, and now that it has happened, I actually feel more relaxed. Barça cook best when nobody expects anything from them.
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Just Messi@JustMessi1915h
Messi fans, do you know that the last time Ronaldo was nominated for the Ballon d'Or, he didn't have any vote, he finished 20. I don't know why this isn't trending online 😭
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Good morning, Culers πŸ’™β€οΈ and my mutuals! β˜€οΈ May we receive unexpected blessings and win big today. πŸ™πŸ€
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Good morning FT based on what mbappe told us he's supposed to be in Yaounde today
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@KaaluPhili6004118h
Top of the morning football family🫑🫑
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MDH
@MDHheights16h
Forget about the league, talk about the biggest competition in football. Messi still mops your favourite.
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THE DUKE OF MADRID II (@thedukeofmadrid) profile pictureTHE DUKE OF MADRID II
@thedukeofmadrid16h
Every elite player that has joined the MLS from Europe’s top teams has always outplayed Lionel Messi in the league, and that should tell you the level of the league already. Imagine a player like Benteke winning the MLS Golden Boot ahead of Messi. 😭😭
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Something is wrong here , I just can't put a finger on it πŸ€” React with anything, if you can see this post pls.
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Exodus
@Exodus_D215h
Xabi Alonso thinks Chelsea fans will just watch him f**kup ESTEVΓƒO's talent and be quiet...😧 EstevΓ£o is one of... if not most love/like player by majority of Chelsea fans and Xabi Alonso thinks he can come in and just bury every fans joy of watching EstevΓ£o play by dumbing him on the bench??? Who will tell Alonso where he is?😧
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Exodus (@Exodus_D2) profile pictureExodus
@Exodus_D2Oct 28
Expecting EstΓͺvΓ£o to spend more time defending than attacking is criminal football 😭 and truly the most terrorist thing to do... He should understand his defensive responsibilities, sure, but why sign a generational attacking talent only to limit his biggest strengths? Let him attack defenders, create chaos and make things happen in the final third. You don’t unlock a special talent by turning him into a full-time defender. πŸ”΅
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Exodus
@Exodus_D215h
Mikel Pender is out for blood... Dibu Martinez should be scared of his position at Chelsea
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Exodus
@Exodus_D214h
This was Xabi Alonso practicing/coaching Estevão on attack and goal scoring... Then turn around and expect the kid to play like a defender 🀣 I will gladly sell/loan Alonso out for Estevão...
Elvis Tunde (@Tunnykvng) profile pictureElvis Tunde
@TunnykvngJul 10
Estevao goal, Xabi Alonso assist πŸ”₯
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We don't need to go back to 2008 (dinosaur era)
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POV: Ronaldo trying to win the world cup
KinqsecretπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ά (@EQuamina) profile pictureKinqsecretπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ά
@EQuamina15h
POV: Barcelona trying to win UCL every season
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Ronaldo fans have been flooding our TL with BOAT (Balon d'or of all time) voting which they call award. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Meanwhile clarification from balon d'or organisers:
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