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No Debbie Downer! Jesus 1st, ❤️ my dogs, photography, sunsets, dad jokes & AI fun ~ MAGA/MAHA🇺🇸 ~ My ❤️ is taken

Nashville, TN
Joined November 2022
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🚪🐾 Doorway Calm | Affection Has a Personality Three dogs. One house. Three very different opinions about personal space. 😂 Kali is basically a cat in a Boxer's body. Affection is by appointment only... unless Lilly or Darcy is getting some. Suddenly, she's available. Lilly and Darcy? Certified Velcro dogs. Personal space is apparently a concept they've chosen not to participate in. But here's something worth understanding about dogs. Walking away from affection isn't necessarily rejection. Sometimes it's communication. Dogs have their own preferences and boundaries. Some crave constant closeness, while others prefer affection on their terms. Learning when to reach out and when to give them space is part of building trust. And loving us differently doesn't mean loving us any less. ❤️ 🐾 Is your dog a Velcro dog, an independent soul, or one who changes the rules depending on who's getting attention? 😂
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
There’s an unexplainable calm that hits when you walk through the door after a bad day ~ or the absolute worst day ~ and bury your face in your dog’s neck. In that moment the weight loosens, the noise quiets, and somehow you just know it’s going to be okay. No words needed. Just that steady, unconditional presence reminding you that you’re home.
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I'm pretty sure the reason is those three cuties pushing into our backs and working us to the edge of the bed in the middle of the night! Who else has a bed hog who won't share the bed?
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For one of Tennessee’s tastiest slaw dogs, Parson’s Dairy Bar in the town of Parsons is tough to top! This old-school roadside stop has been a Duke family tradition since 1967, serving generations of locals from its little walk-up window. You’ll find it at 190 West Main Street, where the setup is still refreshingly simple...order outside, wait for your food, then grab a picnic table or enjoy it in the car. The slaw dog is what many folks come for, topped with a mild, creamy slaw that works perfectly with the hot dog without taking over every bite. There’s plenty more beyond hot dogs, including freshly made burgers, cheeseburgers, double patty melts on toast, corn dogs, fries, and tots. Save room because the dessert side is a big part of the experience too, with milkshakes, sundaes, banana splits, hand-dipped ice cream, and hot fudge cake. The dairy bar is normally open Monday through Saturday and closed Sundays. One thing to know before pulling in: credit cards aren’t accepted, so bring cash or a check.
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
In case anyone wants to know what it's like having a boxer or in our case, living with Kali and her multiple personalities, this about sums it up! 🤣😂🤣🐾
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
Who wants something from nothing? 🤣😂🤣🥪 Follow @SkeetDozier he's hilarious 🙌
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
Following Jesus doesn't mean doing whatever makes us comfortable. Sometimes, His Word will correct us, challenge our choices, and reveal the parts of our lives that need to change. And that's not because God wants to take away our happiness, but because He wants to lead us toward a life that honors Him. We all have weaknesses and areas where we fall short. The important thing is not pretending to be perfect, but being humble enough to admit our mistakes, turn away from sin, and allow God to transform us. True faith doesn't just comfort us in our struggles; it also corrects us when we're going in the wrong direction. Don't just ask God to bless your plans. Ask Him to change your heart so your life reflects His will. 🤍 📖“If ye love me, keep my commandments.” John 14:15 (KJV)
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
I'm sure this isn't just Goldens...but it feels like it's just Goldens. 😂😂😂 @HorseGirl, this corn looks familiar. 🤔
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
3/3 The car was taken to the scrapyard... The driver commented that this was an impossible accident. The engine didn't move from its mount... Something around the wheel is broken. Tomorrow I'll sort out the paperwork. Today is my late father's birthday... I took the lesson seriously. In the real event, I have no one to lean on. I realized that I have no friends and that I am "on call" for their needs. The same goes for my son... I wonder: are we even here to mention each other... And not to mention here... the second day is like I never existed. I accepted the cruelty of life. And now I say: tomorrow is a new day. Whatever was with me in that critical split second between life and death... whether it was God, angels, the universe... I can only say THANK YOU. But thank you for the resentment. Now my legs are just shaking. The shock reaction will come later. But I dare to show myself Happy here..if nothing else, laugh at my posts..I'm probably a ghost..Thanks, although I don't think this will all be read..I love you. Be safe.🙏🙏🫂🫂❤️
Today I experienced this... Thank you, Lord Almighty.. All I can say now... I was left speechless for these few hundredths of a second.. Amen🙏
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
1/3 When I wrote this, it really happened..Physically well...mentally and emotionally...I don't know..Today is a day marked by drama and many questions..A deer crossed my path..Sudden braking, turning...gravel pulled me into a canal that was not maintained..I gained acceleration. I looked at my hands...Mine are behind the wheel...but I don't know if they are my hands..In front of me, under that acceleration, I am approaching a concrete bridge..It crossed my mind..is this the end??? Suddenly, I was with the car on the other side of the forest road...above another canal...The front of the car plunged into the ground...I felt some invisible, gently warm hands on my face. They held my head correctly...
Today I experienced this... Thank you, Lord Almighty.. All I can say now... I was left speechless for these few hundredths of a second.. Amen🙏
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2/3 Suddenly, a first aid kit appeared below me... A phone under the gas pedal. I couldn't move my legs at the moment. I took a deep breath. I was about 15 km from the city. I managed to get to the phone and called 5 people I hang out with in my free time... Ironically, no one wanted to help. They were busy... In the meantime, my son called me. And just when I was about to tell him.. he bombarded me with his problems.. We talked for a good hour.. At no point did he ask me where I was or how I was. I got out of the car. I saw that I was splashed with oil from the car. My legs were shaking.. I noticed.. I just broke a nail on my left hand.. I called the tow truck service... I waited for an hour. And during that time, no one passed on that road... One thing consoled me: I didn't hurt the deer...
Today I experienced this... Thank you, Lord Almighty.. All I can say now... I was left speechless for these few hundredths of a second.. Amen🙏
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
Dear TikTok influencers, please find, harass, and film me just like this. 😂 On a serious note, this dude's life just significantly changed for the better. These streamers are out of control. But I stand by what I said, hit me up. Please.
ALERT: Over $300,000 has been raised for the Red Baron worker who was harassed by an Instagram influencer, with one donor giving $30,000.
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
Only the best in entertainment for Obama. Speeches alone won’t cut it—he needs a live band, dancers in shiny outfits, and a whole staged spectacle just to keep people from checking their phones. Because nothing says “serious political movement” like turning a rally into a Gong Show segment.
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
J6 was a flex move by the Democrats to show us that we need to stay in our place or they will destroy us falsely. It was a deliberate flex by the people actively working to tear this country down. They used the full weight of the government and media, in lockstep, to manufacture a false image of an so called insurrection while the real organizers and agitators stayed invisible. The coordination was obvious and right in our faces with selective enforcement, weaponized agencies and a carefully constructed narrative by their mainstream media henchmen that justified years of political targeting. Yet to this day…not a single charge has been filed against those who set it up and amplified the lie or orchestrated the entire operation. We have Nancy Pelosi on camera admitting it was a set up job and Christopher Wray pleading the 5th. It’s time these Democrats get held accountable for their draconian actions against the American people.
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
Islamists are not being brought in to America assimilate. They’re being brought in to conquer us so the Democrats can stay in power while the Globalists pull their strings. Every open border, every welfare check and every act of appeasement doesn’t help them assimilate or like us…it feeds them to create violence and destruction. Feeding the snake has never saved anyone from its bite. Vote Republican in November to save America!
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
If only other sensible Democrats felt the same way, Donald Trump would be a Nobel laureate, and America would be humming a tune on election day.
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How is socialism still popular with so many people when its track record is this bad? I just don’t get it. We have a LONG history of it with proof it doesn’t work even the slightest bit. When you burn yourself on a hot stove once…you don’t do it again. You get burned by the same person twice and you eventually stop going back. Somehow liberals keep wanting famines, empty store shelves, prison camps and collapsed economies and think…”Yeah, but it’ll work this time.” The USSR, Cuba, Venezuela, Cambodia all had the same same idea and they all got the same results…destruction.
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nitter.cf/1105mcva/status/211591… THE CAT SAW IT FIRST. THEN THE WHOLE SKY CAME ALIVE. 🐈🌠 While Bic and Amber watched the stars, one silver tabby knew where to look. A sky full of wonder. One very sleepy stargazer. ✨ CHC starter: @1105mcva #NationalCatDay #CyberHouseCrew Be the candle or the mirror.
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Welcome to the #TheCyberHouseCrew Thursday Drop! I am the lucky drop starter @1105mcva National Cat Day is celebrated annually on October 29 in the United States. This day serves to raise awareness about the importance of cat adoption and the welfare of cats in shelters. It encourages everyone to appreciate their feline companions and consider adopting cats in need of homes. Purpose of National Cat Day! •Awareness: Highlight the plight of cats in shelters and the need for adoption. •Celebration: Encourage people to show appreciation for their own cats. •Action: Promote responsible pet ownership, including spaying and neutering Here are some ways to observe National Cat Day: •Adopt or Foster: Visit local shelters to adopt or foster a cat. •Pamper Your Cat: Treat your feline friend with new toys or special treats. •Share on Social Media: Post pictures of your cats using the hashtag #NationalCatDay. Don’t forget the UCDS! The Universal Cat Distribution System is the best way to get a cat-you are chosen by a cat. Take the honor seriously and help the cat get a loving home!
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Kelly | Faith, Dogs & Humor retweeted
🚨A crackdown on China shouldn’t become a knockout punch to American small businesses. If lawful inventory becomes impossible to list, who takes the hit? … The American who paid for it. Get tough on Beijing … Give our resellers a clear path to stay in business.👇
🚨Getting tough on China shouldn’t put American small businesses OUT OF BUSINESS. Imagine pouring your savings into used phones to repair and resell then having your listings blocked because a marketplace fears liability or can’t verify the devices. That’s your investment, your income and your livelihood hanging in the balance. 🔥Carr’s crackdown deserves support. Small businesses deserve a clear path to compliance. Read the post below for why this matters👇
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My fellow Oregonians!! Whatever Commie Jeff Merkley says, do EXACTLY the opposite!! Vote Sen. David Brock Smith for US Senate!! Save Oregon by voting Red, all down the ballot!! Particularly Christine Drazan for Governor!! We the People of Oregon have had enough of this miserable communist infestation!! Take back our State!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Oregonians ready to elect Democrats up and down the ballot! Don’t wait—vote early! Find a dropbox near you at OregonVotes.gov. 📸: Robert Scherle
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