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Wife of One, Mum of Two. Crafter. Terrible singer. Kitchen dancer. All views are mine and mine alone.

Ringmer, East Sussex
Joined February 2009
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This is a thread of phrases similar to “a few sandwiches short of a picnic” from around the world, starting with this one… There’s a colourful old Swedish idiom that goes hjulet snurrar men hamstern är död. It means “the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead”
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The wind! The Conkers! It’s TOO SOON.
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I’ve been fortunate to have visited >80 schools this academic year, carried out >140 school development visits, and led >60 training sessions/ conferences with around 4,000 people attending in total. Here’s what I’ve gathered on my travels. 1. People are working really hard
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🤬 Golden Ticket? I’m sorry that my child needs additional funding & support to access the education that she is entitled to. Just getting to the point where the Local Authority will even consider whether my child is suitable to be assessed for an EHCP has been soul destroying.
Replying to @IGMansfield
4. Stop the SEND explosion in schools. The number of pupils issued with Education, Health and Care Plans has doubled in the last eight years. There are some cases of genuine need - but many are responding to incentives where an EHCP is a golden ticket. theguardian.com/education/20…
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If one more person asks me a question that is for someone else going to bloody explode 🤯 Did Dad do x? Is your mum enjoying her visit? How the 🦆 do I know just ask them directly.
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What you should be getting mad about 👉90% of schools facing cuts in 2023 👉Teacher recruitment target missed by a third 👉Teacher vacancies up 93% 👉Teacher pay lost in real terms by 23% since 2010 What you are told to get mad about: 👉Teachers standing up for the profession
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We’ve finished Happy Valley and The Night Agent in the past week. What next?
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Kelly Cheesley retweeted
Important For the 1st time from May's local elections in Eng, Scot, Wales, u WON'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE without ID To help we've a new guide explaining what ID's needed & what to do if you don't have it moneysavingexpert.com/family… Pls share (inc offline) with those who may not have
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Parent blame? Don’t even get me started! Thank you for getting this report done, The stats show the appalling treatment of families. Battling on every side, with great cost to our health/MH. Can you imagine what life might look like if our assets were appreciated and utilised.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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What an inspiration! 🙏 @Nataliemlue #AIM23 @nikihutchison #edinburgh
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A good way to support artists and makers you like on twitter is by retweeting them. You may not want or be able to buy from them, but you never know, one of your followers might. And a good way to get this message out there is by retweeting it. – at Exeter, England
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I am full of hormonal rage. I dislike everyone I live with. I am getting my revenge for all perceived slights by eating all the chocolate bars. The benefit is two-fold. I’ve had chocolate and there is none left for them. Ha!
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Kelly Cheesley retweeted
Now it's her birthday and she's opened her presents (Happy Birthday Bec!) I can reveal the seagull hats I knitted for my Brighton & Hove Albion loving sister! The hope is the camera person zooms in on my sister and her wife during a televised match. 😆
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Watched the first three episodes of Lockwood and Co on Netflix last night. I have so much work to do today but the urge to just watch the rest immediately is soooo strong.
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This is a long shot but does anyone know what they keep in these tanks on Pocra Quay road Aberdeen - and is it the sort of thing that might explode?
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Feeling like Queen of The World because I finally found a way to get my autistic daughter to take some antihistamine (in yoghurt). Now I just need to find pain relief in very small tablets.
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Teachers are ready for the picket line 🔥
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It is no longer January. Thank fuck.
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