Kevin (m’lud/your excellency)

You dont have to be an insufferable cunt to go on Deal or No Deal, but the fact that EVERYONE ON THERE is an insufferable cunt surely cant be a coincidence?

Good ol’ Welsh Government, sending out a Severe Warning alert to everyones phones in Welsh nearly 5 mins BEFORE sending it in English. Cant speak Welsh? Enjoy your panic attack monoglots! (Btw, according to google, the percentage of people in Wales who can only speak Welsh? 0)

If doctors found a way to transform healthy humans in to dogs, through extremely painful and invasive surgery and a life of taking very potent drugs, there are some very educated people who would go on TV and say that it should be allowed, and if you disagree, then youre a nazi.

If I was the CEO of Trivago I’d be so livid at the advertising company who made our commercials, portraying all our customers as insufferable smug bellends.

Harry Kane is one flimsy prick.

An easy guide…. If you cheered the murder of Jo Cox, David Amess, Charlie Kirk, Anne Widdicombe or any orher person who’s political viewpoint you disagree with, you are scum. Don’t pretend to be on anyones side, you are an extremist and not able to formulate rational thought.

Darren Cann….fuckin hell, Mr Charisma.

WWE Night of Champions commentary sounding like David Coleman commentating over the phone on a 1974 European Cup Quarter Final from Warsaw.

If Starmer goes, there needs to be a GE. How can Burnham be allowed to just become PM? Guy wasnt even an MP last week, no government experience. Mayor of Manchester? Come on. Being a store manager at Tesco is nothing like being the CEO.

This is the 12th World Cup that I can remember in my lifetime. Dont ever remember the BBC telling everyone at any opportunity that they need a TV licence to watch it. Bloody QR code and everyrhing.

Watched Tip Toe, somewhere underneath all the constant preaching and RTD dictating to us who the good guy is (theres no good guy, both sides are bloody awful in their own way), theres an ok drama about a misunderstanding. But jesus is it dragged out.

Why is it that whenever someone buys something online, calls a company, has an appointment somewhere…within 24hrs theyre getting hassled for completely meaningless and ignored feedback? How about do the job correctly, and if its fucked up, I’ll complain. Pain in the arse.

Emotional Luke Littler, first time I’ve heard him say that the crowd have got to him to the point that he doesnt want to do it any more. Fair point….but hes brought a lot on it himself.

Ahhhh ffs Gezzy. Had him by the bollocks there

Fucking Wu, “my parents are the real champions…” Imagine me having something in both eyes while someone cuts 5000 onions in the room.

Come on Murph

Took my son to the once renowned Terry Griffiths Matchroom in Llanelli, absolutely devastating to see the state of the place, heartbreaking. This is the upstairs pool room, snooker room only marginally less shit.

Honest to god, who in this day and age even has the ringtone on their phone on??

Its too late now for obvious reasons, but Murphy really should have taken a leaf out of Ronnie’s book and spent a couple of years with Reardon learning how to win the ugly frames, the ringcraft. All the tools, just doesnt use them correctly.