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Full of empathy because i know how it feels to go through hell and have the loudest laugh in the room
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When I was a baby I hated going to sleep in my aunty lap her pu$$y stank 😂
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This girl saw this purse and got happy asf😍 baby this for my mama😐
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*New relationship be like* Him: wyd Her: Drinking Water Him: Please Be Careful Baby
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Btches be like "ima libra" IDGAF if u was a zebra just suck my dck
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So GRWM doesn't mean GROWN WOMAN??
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I was DADDY last night... Today imma stupid ass n*gga🥴😖
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She said I can answer the door when her BD comes...... Sooo excitedddddd🤣
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I just had to put on my whole work uniform on to get this b*tch to leave my crib 😭
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Goal for 2027
I am down for any activity that is going to make me forget I own a phone.
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Ni ukweli Uhuru Kenyatta aliwai pewa chai na deputy wake, Kasongo, pale Statehouse during an argument?
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I’m off to a football pub quiz tonight so please give me your most niche football trivia that nobody else knows
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cant even enjoy the moment cus my mind somewhere else
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I’m not even a dislikable person. If you hate me you’re just miserable
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"Ask your father" hits way harder than "ask daddy." We need to normalize this for younger siblings.
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never let a n!gga with gap teeth suck your breasts, if your nipples come in between the teeth you are finished 💀
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Can’t even masturbate in peace inside this heat. Person go just dey sweat like Christmas goat dey beat meat
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How person go leave Elkanemi private hostel go dey squat for Jaja Hall? UNILAG don completely humble my generation 😭
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you can’t be that poor to the extent of not being able to pay for a blue tick
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to give girl belle dey hungry me😔
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