
Football banter // Random thoughts @ManUtd × @realmadrid
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Ni ukweli Uhuru Kenyatta aliwai pewa chai na deputy wake, Kasongo, pale Statehouse during an argument?
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I’m off to a football pub quiz tonight so please give me your most niche football trivia that nobody else knows
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"Ask your father" hits way harder than "ask daddy." We need to normalize this for younger siblings.
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never let a n!gga with gap teeth suck your breasts, if your nipples come in between the teeth you are finished 💀
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Can’t even masturbate in peace inside this heat. Person go just dey sweat like Christmas goat dey beat meat
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How person go leave Elkanemi private hostel go dey squat for Jaja Hall? UNILAG don completely humble my generation 😭









